Free Tricks, All Month Long

Magicianry, while being a noble profession and all, isn’t really, well, sexy. Yeah, we’ve seen the illusionist Criss Angel. No, he hasn’t helped the cause. Hell, we’re not even sure if magicianry is a legit word, even though it works for carpentry and wizardry. But regardless of all this, everyone…

Grrls on Wheels

Does the idea of sweaty women making full contact with one another turn you on? If so, then here’s a tip: Keep it to yourself. Because if the Gold Coast Derby Grrls find out you’re sexually objectifying them, they might put you in a hurt locker. Carnivorous Licks and Nauti-Seacups…

Gators and Gumbo

If you’ve been a South Florida lifer and enjoy local music, you’ll probably remember a little place called Alligator Alley. For the newbies, we are not referring to the desolated stretch of highway running through the center of the Everglades. This Alley was a tiny bar tucked in a strip…

Pool Party!

This party will leave your pussy soaking wet. Hey, we’re talkin’ the pool at The Fontainebleau here ya perv. A few laps in the sunshine, a couple of cocktails, and a bunch of party people in their bathing suits offer the perfect way to relax on a Sunday. Beats drop…

The Only Fake Friend You Should Have

They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but costume jewelry designer Kenneth Jay Lane shows otherwise. For decades, Lane has bedazzled the world with his stunning jewelry designs, outfitting icons from Jackie O to Diana Vreeland. According to him, the Duchess of Windsor is buried in a jeweled belt…

Survival of the Fittest in “The Way Back”

There are few narratives more compelling than a survival story like director Peter Weir’s new adventure yarn. The protagonists of The Way Back are a group of Soviet prisoners who escape the Gulag during World War II, trekking 4,000 miles from Siberia to Outer Mongolia, across the Gobi Desert, over…

Mordecai Richler Gets a Downgrade in “Barney’s Version”

Barney’s Version misses every opportunity for raucous, picaresque fun that the book throws its way while squandering a wealth of transatlantic performing talent led by Paul Giamatti. Richler was a gleeful provocateur who wrote in funny, excoriating, entertainingly hectic prose and had passion to burn. Giamatti mugs away gamely as…

“Biutiful” More Bloated Than Babel, Even with Bardem

Biutiful stays in one place (Barcelona) and follows one main character (Javier Bardem’s Uxbal) in a linear story line. Though its structure may be whittled down, Biutiful is morbidly obese, elephantine with miserabilist humanism and redemption jibber-jabber. Beyond dying of prostate cancer — a situation that calls for several scenes…

“Enemies of the People” Finds Truth in the Killing Fields

Codirector Thet Sambath, whose father (directly) and mother (indirectly) were murdered by Cambodia’s Khmer Rouge regime, chronicles his ongoing project to track down and document those responsible for the late-’70s reign of terror. Sambath draws on decade-long relationships he forged with Cambodia’s former second in command, Nuon Chea, and average…

Where Art and Life Intersect, “Waste Land”

A fascinating look at the complex intersections of art and charity, reality and perception, Waste Land follows celebrated New York artist Vik Muniz back to his native Brazil, where he’ll work with outer Rio garbage-pickers on an ambitious art project. Ostensibly called to “give back” to the impoverished region from…

Soulja Circus

Your typical circus might be fun for kiddies and their parents but can be a little on the white-bread hokey side. There’s not much in the way of cool or stylish. So how can you add a little funk, hip-hop, or — dare we say? — soul, to the goings-on…

A Slow Burn

When LeBron James got traded to the Miami Heat, you reveled in the jilted ex-lover-like hysteria that came from his hometown and welcomed the A-game baller to Miami with open arms and high-dollar eBay bids on game-day tickets. But with him or without him, there’s still not too much you…

Keeping the Lights on at the Art Center

In South Florida, most events for young professionals involve smoky clubs, pulsing music, and DJs from the Jersey Shore. Last year, a new organization came into being called Ghost Light Society. Its aim is to bring together young professionals, between 21 and 45, who have an interest in supporting the…

Small-Time Wrestling, Big-Time Punch

Pro wrestling is like modern America’s Roman war games. You’ve got the lights, tights, explosions, and group catharsis through ritualized bloodletting. This Saturday at Davie PAL Gymnasium (4300 SW 57th Terrace, Davie), be reborn when the Future of Wrestling (which claims to be “Florida’s most successful and controversial professional wrestling…

Puppies Are Cuter Than Football Players

You probably know that Superbowl XLV is on February 6 this year. You might even know about Puppy Bowl VII. But we’re willing to bet you haven’t heard about the Dog Bowl. Now in its Vth (that’s ancient Roman for fifth) year, the Dog Bowl is a day of fun…

Culture Klatch

First, the obligatory reference to the old glory days of South Beach. Sandra Bernhard totally hung out here in the ’90s, and — obligatory related reference to Ingrid Casares — totally dated Ingrid Casares! OK, got that out of the way. Everyone involved has moved on from that era, but…

Anchor Here

Arrrghhh, mateys, to celebrate Shark Weekend at South Florida Science Museum, it’s “Pirates Night at the Museum.” On Friday, toss on your pirate garb (all ages welcome) and win some booty and pillage the museum’s dig pit (loot will be hidden). Sure, pirates face many brain teasers at sea, but…

He’s Only a Woman to Me

Some people were born to be attorneys, ophthalmologists, or even shoe salesmen. But Joe Posa? He was born to strap on an evening gown and a blond wig and sashay across the red carpet like a Pekingese on speed. That’s because Posa is a female celebrity impersonator — and one…

All Families Are Psychotic

In 1970s New York, the Durst family was a powerful force in the world of real estate, with a fortune estimated at $650 million. Of the four children, the eldest, Robert, was a rebellious type. He married a beautiful woman named Kathie, and the two were quite happy, living outside…