The Haunted Warehouse

Many wouldn’t attend an event after they hear it’s at a warehouse. New Times gets it. Sounds like no AC, very un-yuppie, scary even. Well, the best local indie artists and bands have been rocking out at a warehouse — a Fort Lauderdale locale called the Bubble (another tough thing…

Fort Haunted

We’re all familiar with the traditional haunted house experience: You go in, things jump at you, you scream, and finally you exit. We’re not saying it’s not fun; we’re just saying it’s been done. But there’s a South Florida way of doing most everything differently — and scaring the crap…

This Ain’t Your Daddy’s MMA

Remember the good ol’ days of the early ’90s when patrons flocked to mixed martial arts for the honest spectacle of the brutality and pain being dished out, like in some Jean-Claude Van Damme film? Truth is, MMA has been with us a lot longer than that. Historians point to…

Boo Beasley?

One Miami Heat player got lost in all the hoopla surrounding the hoops news over the past summer. Just a couple of years ago, he was the hope for the team’s future. But that dream was extinguished faster than the joints he so liked smoking during his time in Miami…

“Saw 3D” Another Stinking Corpse of a Dying Franchise

After its predecessor’s vain attempt at newsworthy health-insurance and mortgage-lender commentary, this latest Saw again strives for relevance via the trendiest gimmick available: 3-D! Or, rather, post-production conversion 3-D, which further uglifies its flat, gloomy aesthetics, and thus proves in keeping with the overall cruddy nature of Lionsgate’s annual horror…

In “Stone,” Robert De Niro Seems More Awake Than He Has in Years

Robert De Niro’s alarm must have finally gone off — in Stone, the actor seems more awake than he has in years. De Niro is Jack, a prison corrections officer who, abandoning all professional and common sense, foolishly screws himself by screwing Lucetta (Milla Jovovich), the wife of cornrowed arsonist…

Outsider Art (Literally)

Fall in Fort Lauderdale — barring the occasional property-pulverizing hurricane — brings the perfect weather for outdoor events. And for the 23rd year now, the Las Olas Art Fair is a good excuse for cruising Las Olas Boulevard on foot, checking out the many styles and media on display. This…

Big Ben Time to Chime

Winning or losing loves company. It’s true. When a team is on top of the world, there’s no better feeling than sharing it with others who share the cause. And when things aren’t going so great… well, misery loves company. It’s why since the first pig was skinned for a…

Moore to Love

Michael Moore is polarizing enough that as soon as his name is mentioned in the same sentence with “An Evening With” and “at the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival,” you probably already know whether you’ll go. You may think he’s unfairly jeered by conservatives: Fox News once famously announced to…

Fright Night on Las Olas

Halloween isn’t only for young people, but it’s a little odd to show up at someone’s door as an adult, unaccompanied by any kids, holding out a bag and demanding candy in a costume. If you’re looking for a classy way to celebrate as a nonkid, Fright Night, an adult…

Claustrophobic Nightmare

Halloween just hasn’t been that scary since New Times’ iPhone fell into a construction ditch. When we climbed down to retrieve it, we tripped on a shovel, mountains of earth collapsed on us, and dirt filled our lungs. That’s when we noticed the dead body next to us and the…

Remember When Witches Were Bitches?

The witch represents many archetypes in our culture. But somehow, over time, she has become increasingly good. At least, The Wizard of Oz has both a bad witch (traditionally, ugly and green) along with a good witch (pretty and blond). But then came Samantha of Bewitched and Sabrina the Teenage…

Starry Night

Friday is the opening of the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival (FLIFF), the region’s ultimate cinephilic event. At 7 p.m., Nice Guy Johnny screens at Broward College’s Bailey Hall (3501 SW Davie Road, Davie). It’s a comedy about — you guessed it — a nice guy named Johnny. Played by…

The Story of the Three Bars

Wednesday, New Times will be dressed up as Goldilocks at the Ghoulish Gathering: Halloween Dance Party at Monterey Club. Our tale started last weekend, when we walked right into downtown Fort Lauderdale. At the first dance floor we tried, napkins littered the ground, ’90s hip-hop blasted out of the speakers,…

Shop Till You Drop (From Drinking Too Much)

Sure, opening your thin wallet for designer clothes you don’t really need strikes many as being an inappropriate use of funds. But that’s why it’s fortunate that retailers know that peer pressure and alcohol can go a long way in lowering inhibitions. ShopSwagg Inc. has partnered with Pangaea Lounge and…

Water Runs Dry

Human beings are a lot like sponges: We soak up a lot of water, and even in a state as seemingly waterlogged as Florida, that can be an issue. Set in 1928 and the present, Cane tells the story of one farm in Florida that once was drowning and now…

Irrational Premise Harangue’s Eastwood’s “Hereafter,” Matt Damon Be Damned

Is America’s last cowboy icon prospecting for more Oscar gold? Taking for his map an original screenplay by British docu-dramatist Peter Morgan (The Queen, Frost/Nixon), Clint Eastwood rides a sleepy burro deep into Iñárritu territory. Multiple story lines cross international borders to mix personal tragedy with post-9/11 existential terror. Hereafter…