“Here’s something unique,” Michelle Soudry says. “Bova has a full water menu.” Soudry is director of public relations at the Gab Group, the boutique PR firm handling the explosive pre- and post-intelligence on Ristorante Bova in Boca Raton. “Um,” I say. “Like, they’re serving a lot of seafood?” Soudry’s tinkle…
The Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood is surrounded by small businesses that cater to the whims gamblers can’t meet inside the casino complex. On surrounding streets, you’ll find, for instance, tax-free cigarette shops, dozens of pawnshops, check-cashing stores, and a late-night eatery where you can go for…
They are two perfectly round, flawless half-moons. And I’m temporarily mesmerized by what is truly the most beautiful ass I’ve ever seen. It’s un-Photoshopped, it’s almost entirely bare, and the girl this anatomical triumph belongs to is shaking it around with innocent abandon. Her body should be registered as a…
Screw Christmas. The hell with Hanukkah. December 12 was Frank Sinatra’s birthday, and did a single city hall even bother to drag out a likeness of Ol’ Blue Eyes for the occasion? Or were they too busy bickering over their stupid crèches? Half the baby boomers in America were conceived…
New Year’s Resolution: Spend more time outdoors. Parenthetical: Between November and April. “No, scratch that,” I said. “Make it ‘spend more time eating outdoors. ‘” My spousal equivalent had a notebook on her lap, and the pages were ruffling in the breeze off the harbor. A boat festooned entirely in…
‘Tis the season to totally lose it. Some people crash and burn on sugar cookies. Others max out their credit on flat-screen TVs. But if you’re like Jay Simpson, your weakness is for $200 bottles of Louis Roederer Cristal champagne. Simpson and his partner, Cindy White, are hoping a lot…
I used to know a bunch of gay South Florida ladies who took biyearly treks to Atlanta in search of brides. Fed up with Palm Beach slim pickin’s, they’d pack up the car with a week’s worth of bait (massage oil, patchouli-scented candles, CK One cologne, Ani DiFranco tapes) and…
Dream Dinners is to cooking as: a) Tom Cruise is to Godliness. b) “Burgundy cooking wine” is to French premier cru. c) Abu Ghraib is to romance. d) All of the above. You don’t go to Dream Dinners, the newly opened franchise in Sunrise, to learn anything about the culinary…
The streets of Quimper, an ancient city in northwestern France in an area known as Cornouaille in Brittany, are better-suited for motorcycles than for SUVs — and in some areas of the old town, cars are forbidden anyway. The roads are crooked and cobbled, as likely to end in cul-de-sacs…
Who bakes pie from scratch anymore? We’re more likely to be served a slice of an oversized five-dollar apple or pumpkin pie from the local supermarket. At diners, pies defy the laws of physics. Six-inch-tall chocolate mousse pies; pale, brawny slices of apple pie with a filling that somehow stays…
London in the mid-1980s was a crash course in East Asian culture for a girl like me. The universe was Thatcherite; the city reeled under economic stagflation, an AIDS crisis, and a resurgence of neo-Nazi extremism. But there was one bright side: Every corner minimart had a pile of samosas…
You know you’re getting close to Red Rock Coal Fired Pizza (50 NE First Ave., Boca Raton, 561-361-6655) when, a block or two away, you catch a whiff of burning coals. That scent tells you you’re going to sit down to the kind of pizza that has generated a good…
In his famous essay La Duende, Spanish poet Federico Garcia Lorca tells the story of a flamenco dancer, well into her 80s, who trounces her younger, prettier competitors in a contest. “Competing against beautiful women and young girls with waists as supple as water,” he says, “[she] carried off the…
At least a few residents on North A and B Streets in Lake Worth think a tornado ripped through their neighborhood on the afternoon of Monday, October 24, right in the middle of Hurricane Wilma’s second wind. When they finally emerged from their battered houses, Our Savior Lutheran church on…
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Since it’s neither Salvadoran nor Honduran, Fort Lauderdale’s Guatemala Restaurant (3673 Davie Blvd., 954-792-9737) is not the first, second, or 19th place that most people would look for pupusas, but the tiny establishment with just five stools and a bit of tiled counter gets them right. Order one as a…
When the International Federation of Competitive Eating polled 1,000 “eating athletes” for its Columbus Day pasta poll in 2003, it discovered that in matters fettuccini, there’s a woeful historical ignorance among our pasta-eating elite. Only 43 percent of the mostly male respondents, weighing in between 151 and 200 pounds, correctly…
Once, I was a queen… I parked my fat white ass in a deck chair while impoverished brown people from Third World countries scurried around to satisfy my every whim. Caviar? Champagne? I had only to waggle a pinkie. And if, during my five-course dinner, I wanted another filet mignon…
While we Palm Beach downtown-watchers weren’t watching, something weird happened. West Palm Beach, with all its pomp and hubris, its master plans, mayoral specifying, scads of money, and fancypants developers, went precisely nowhere. Meanwhile, the little town that could, Lake Worth, a few miles south, took off like a high-speed…
To get to Hoboken Grill, you must pass briefly through a black hole. It’s a lightless, uninhabited corridor of Dixie Highway, a no-fly zone between downtown West Palm Beach and the cozily gentrified neighborhood of Old Northwood. There’s not a single streetlamp on this stretch of road; warehouses and vacant…
This place is already dated,” my significant other announced as she settled into her hand-hewn wooden chair at MoQuila and lifted artisanal glassware to lips. “In ten years, we’ll look back at this and say, “My God, that was so ’05.” All the same, she looked terrific in the downlighting…
Rotting animal carcasses.” That’s the second time Terry Dalton had used that phrase. Or maybe he’d said “a plate of animal carcasses” the first time; I was too busy losing my appetite to get his words down exactly. Dalton was referring to what you and I might call “a nice,…
