Ilios at the Hilton Fort Lauderdale Beach Puts a Fork in the Road

It was the summer of 1989, and my family was on one of our epic, summer road trips. We were just outside of Nashville and were closing in on 15 hours crammed into our beige Dodge Caravan. My father, after reluctantly deciding we’d gone far enough, started looking for somewhere…

Stealing From the Restaurant: Marumi Sushi’s Tofu Steak

Marumi Sushi’s tofu steak is made of pure win — it’s a thin brick of tofu that’s been lightly floured and pan-fried, then topped with about a pound of mushrooms, onions, and silky sake butter sauce. The mushrooms are amazing. There are about seven kinds on top, including regular buttons,…

I’m Eating What?! Jack Link’s Chicken Nugget Jerky

When it’s my turn to pick something for this weekly post, I’ll be the first to admit I’m not too adventurous. Instead, I’m looking for something that is strange enough to pass as exotic yet not so strange as to give me anxiety thinking about what it will do to…

Order Up: Ilios at the Hilton Fort Lauderdale Beach Resort – UPDATED

This week’s dish column is on Ilios, a Mediterranean-inspired tapas restaurant on the sixth floor of the Hilton Fort Lauderdale Beach Resort. Not much has been written about Ilios in the two years since the Hilton opened, while its contemporaries along the beach — Trina at the Atlantic, Cero at…

Truth in User Comments? In Bamboozles’ Case, Yes.

You  have to take message board user comments with a grain of salt – who knows what motivates people to say the things they do on the Internet. Often, absurd comments are a result of a mixture of anonymity and audience, a variation on the time-tested Greater Internet Dickwad Theory…

Food & Wine Gets In On the Reality Craze

I opened up my copy of this month’s Food & Wine this weekend and balked at what I saw in editor Dana Cowin’s opening letter. It appears the magazine is getting in on the reality craze. They’re holding a contest called America’s Home Cook Superstar; I think you can guess…

Improvising With Leftovers – Bok Choy Quiche

One thing I can’t stand is having extra ingredients go bad in my fridge. Last week, I was in Oriental Square, a Chinese Market in my neck of the woods that has amazing deals on produce. I buy all types of fresh vegetables and herbs there: they have the best…

Doggie Bag: The Weekly Wrap Up

Feel that? It’s your full belly begging for mercy. But you can’t stop now – there’s just a little more on that plate to clean up. Unless you’re planning on taking home some leftovers, better scoop up what you missed this week on Clean Plate Charlie. That there’s some fine…

One Slice is Never Enough: More Bacon to Feed Your Jones

The Meatist’s post this morning on which supermarket bacon is the best made me excited all over again for my favorite new holiday: Bacon Day. That’s right, September 5 this year will be to bacon what Labor Day is to really cheap beer and barbecue, a day to revel in…

Weekend Blog Watch

Although Clean Plate Charlie is the only food blog you really need to read daily, some people just can’t get enough. Here are some highlights of other food blogs.The South Florida page of Dine Mag is packed with news of upcoming chef related events and plenty of reviews of eateries…

Reviewing the Chains: Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito at Taco Bell

I’m certainly not the first person to notice that Taco Bell primarily has about five ingredients: Beef (sometimes ground, sometimes in larger chunks and called steak), chicken, tortillas, rice, and cheese. Every couple weeks, the powers that be at Taco Bell headquarters will come up with a new combination of…

Jamaican Soul Food in a Hurry at Kelsie’s Place on Sunrise

The drag along Sunrise Boulevard east of I-95 is really in a bad way these days. Almost everything is out of business or vacant, except a few automotive-related businesses and a handful of chain restaurants. It’s also a rough area inhabited by many homeless. So it’s inspiring to see people…

Not the Same Old Sammie: Arepera in West Palm

If you are or have ever been a cubicle slave, you know a good, cheap lunch that isn’t one more ham-and-cheese or tuna sandwich can bring a tiny speck of light into the daily grind of pounding big rocks into little rocks for The Man.  Of course, you don’t have…

The Lodge Is Boca’s Craft Beer Answer to the Ale House

The Lodge is Boca’s craft beer answer to the Ale House — a no-frills room with a row of steady-flowing taps and a collection of bottles that would make Charlie Papazian blush. Take a seat at the bar — every last inch of which is covered in wood — and…

Critical Anonymity in Question for New York Times Writer Sam Sifton

Ethical guidelines amongst restaurant critics has become a hot button topic these days, with outings of high-profile critics who show up to restaurants expecting preferential treatment tumbling down like so many business cards flung at a maître d’. Last week’s announcement of long-time New York Times writer Sam Sifton being…