The Chew Cast Makes Christmas Ornaments and Ball Jokes (Video)

Here’s our conundrum for the day. When Clinton Kelly shows the cast of The Chew (and us) how to make handcrafted Christmas ornaments, we thought, “How clever — this is just like Martha Stewart.” Then we realized that chef Mario Batali was making ornaments alongside Clinton, Daphne Oz, and Carla…

Starbucks to Serve Wine and Beer (in Select Cities)

Do you hear a chorus of angels singing “Hallelujah”? If so, it’s because Starbucks has announced that it will start selling wine and beer in select markets, according to the Seattle Times. According to the article, Starbucks has been serving beer and wine at a few Seattle locations. Starbucks got…

Nigella Lawson on Stylist Cover Doused in Caramel (Video)

Nigella Lawson loves salted caramel. In fact, the gorgeous cooking diva devotes practically an entire issue of Stylist to the warm, gooey treat.  Which is fine by us, because any time Nigella wants to be photographed doused with caramel, we’re totally fine with that.  Read Nigella’s love story to a…

Save Me a Slice!

Thankfully, there’s no shortage of pizza around here, since it’s among our favorite foods. Here’s a pie we polished off in record time, 12 inches across with blistered crust, ripened tomatoes, and charred green peppers. Think you know where we’re eating this week? What’s the giveaway? Let us know in…

Brunchables: A Boxed Meal for Your Hipster-in-Training (Video)

It’s Sunday, and your kids are hungry. Before they head out for their Mozart appreciation class or their Actors Studio Improv workshop, make sure your little hipster has a good meal. Because breakfast is blah and lunch is lame, serve them Brunchables, the new meal-in-a-box from Oscar Meyer’s Brooklyn headquarters…

Food Fight: The Great Wars Re-Created by Food

Here’s something that should be shown in every history class in junior high school — a video representing every war that America’s been in from WWII to present day… using food. In this video by Stefan Nadelman titled Food Fight (what else?), food represents various countries.  Burgers, chicken nuggets, and…

Brooklyn Water Bagel Company Comes to Hollywood (Updated)

The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel Co. has opened its doors in Hollywood.The company says the secret to its bagels is in its Brooklynized water. In case you’re not sure what the heck that means, many people say the reason why New York bagels and pizza taste so damned superior is…

Epic Meal Time Herman Cain Edition: Fast Food Pizza (Video)

Since we’re all impatiently awaiting Herman Cain’s important announcement today, we decided to figure out possible public relations strategies for Cain to get back into the good graces of the American public.Cain has a background in managing a fast food chain and a penchant for talking big, so we think…

LaSpada’s Hoagies Unseated in Zagat’s Top Food Rankings

The end of the year means lists of all sorts, including Zagat’s, the dinosaur of reader generated rankings.  Nice weather and a range of affordable dining options encourage South Floridians to eat out 3.4 times a week says the dinosaur, compared to Boston, where residents eat out 2.5 times a…

Pizza is a Vegetable: Pay It Forward (Video)

You know the term “pay it forward”, right?  Well it goes both ways, suckah!Yes, that movie with the do-gooder boy who sees dead people was heart-wrenching and all that stuff, but paying it forward can also mean passing on some horrible song that’s stuck in your head.Case in point: The…

Havana’s Cuban Cuisine Opens Second Location

Maddox offers fightin’ words on his blog today about the most overrated sandwiches in America. It’s a gem of a post that includes the Philly cheese steak — “an exploration of sadness” and a “mouthful of suck”; the poor boy — “why not put nachos and jalapeño poppers on a sandwich…

Do You Eat Raw Meat?

[jump] “You want an extremely lean piece of meat for carpaccio,” said Dave Crumbaker of Smitty’s Old Fashioned Butcher Shop. Fillet is what’s traditionally used, though some restaurants shave meat from the eye of round. “It looks identical since it’s a cylindrical cut, but eye of round is much, much…

What Makes a Good Butcher? Sharp Knives and Good Customers

My grandfather ran a company in which he made sausages for Italian, Polish, and German immigrants throughout Boston. My father worked there in summers between college. My uncle worked there for decades. I remember my grandfather telling stories about his craft and his customers, scenarios that culled my appreciation for…

Charm City Folks to Open the Rebel House in Boca by Mid-January

Mike Saperstein and Evan David, the duo behind Charm City Burgers and El Jefe Luchador, will debut the Rebel House, a casual, chef-driven restaurant at 299 E. Palmetto Road, by mid-January.  As is the case at Miami’s newly opened Yardbird, whiskey and bourbon will be a focus at the bar…