Ted Allen’s Pretentious Foodie Bulls**t Recipe (Video)

We first met Ted Allen on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Now, Allen’s the host of Food Network’s Chopped, where chefs make dinners from a basket that usually includes clams, blood orange, and cotton candy. Allen’s got a new book out. Kinda. Pretentious Foodie Bullshit includes tons of recipes…

Grilled Cheese Pizza: A Cheesy Trend?

Grilled cheese pizza was the winner of the Pizza Inn’s in-house contest across the chain to come up with new types of pizza for its national menu.  Though a variant abomination is portrayed on This Is Why You’re Fat  — with quarters jutting from a single crust — the Pizza…

Steve Martorano’s Meatball Secrets (Video)

Yo! Listen up! Cousin Steve Martorano’s got something important to teach you — how to make the best meatball ever!In this video, taken at the Seminole Hard Rock Wine and Food Festival, Steve shares his secrets for making the best meatball ever — just like Mama and Nonna made back…

Kim Kardashian Divorce on SNL: Scallops Wrapped in Money

We’re sick of reading about Kim Kardashian’s divorce on Facebook.  Reading postings about the reality television starlet’s break-up is not what Facebook was meant for. It was clearly meant for cyber-stalking old girlfriends and watching videos of kittens.We did, however, watch the Kim Kardashian Divorce special last night on Saturday…

My Market: Going Vegetarian but Wishing I Hadn’t

Despite that it’s a modest shop in a market with sandwiches made from old reliable Boar’s Head, My Market lures me in with delicious sandwiches and local characters. For the past couple of weeks, I’ve been meaning to go back for the Market Po’Boy, the shop’s version with turkey or roast beef…

Tap 42: A Sneak Preview of the Restaurant to Open November 16

Mark your calendars, beer lovers. Tap 42 will open for business on November 16: the beer, bourbon, and burger bar conceived by Sean and Blaise McMackin. Residents for 28 years, the brothers had wondered why Lauderdale was missing a beer bar with attention to design for which parking and the…

Conan O’Brien Makes a New York Pizza (Video)

Like everyone else in the world, Conan O’Brien loves New York pizza. While in New York, the first thing he does is grab a slice. According to Coco, the best place to get authentic New York pizza is Joe’s in the West Village. Unless you’re a fan of Rays. Or…

Did Morton’s Staff Put Asparagus Down Their Pants And Serve It?

You know the joke ‘Is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me”? Well, employees at Mortons The Steakhouse in Boca Raton may have taken that joke a little too literally.According to Jose Lambiet’s Gossip Extra, employees of the restaurant, located near Town Center Mall,…

Is Pork the New Lobster? Looks Like It’s Destiny

In 2010, we saw a rise in the price of bacon. For 2011 and beyond, it’s the whole hog.In the past two months, the price of pork shoulder Crumbaker gets from Grand Western and other national suppliers has risen from a wholesale price of 89 cents to 1.40 a pound:…

Dinner and a Movie at Seminole Hard Rock Tonight: Transportation Edition

Just for tonight, we’re renaming The Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Planes, Trains, Automobiles, and Trucks because tonight’s movie under the stars is the classic anti-holiday film Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. You know – the movie which features John Candy as a shower curtain ring salesman who makes Steve…

Stevie Starr “The Regurgitator” Performs Free Show

With house keys, engagement rings, billiard balls, and light bulbs all a part of his act, there are very few things that Stevie Starr won’t throw down his gullet. Once down the shoot, the items come right back up, completely intact.Known internationally as “The Regurgitator,” Starr has taken his “gastroesophageal…

Fort Lauderdale’s Dirt-Cheap Happy-Hour Eats

Recession or no, it seems that everyone loves a deal, whether it’s a happy-hour buffet, dollar eats, or slashed prices on favorite items. Would you eat dinner for a dollar or less? (I’d likely skip it, though I’m in the minority.) Here’s a roundup of recs for lowbrow fare on…

Bimini Boatyard’s Boat Show Bonanza: One and a Half Tons of Seafood

Bimini Boatyard is one of the closest restaurants to the Fort Lauderdale International Boat Show, and every year, the staff prepares for an onslaught of boaters, salespeople, and daytrippers with an appetite for seafood.Tropical-storm-like rains and flash flood warnings wreaked havoc during the weekend but didn’t deter tens of thousands…

Where Chefs Eat After Hours: Four Picks From Brandon Whitestone of PL8

After his first minivacation since PL8 opened in September, executive chef Brandon Whitestone of PL8 returns to the kitchen this week with a newly hired sous chef, Logan Street, and renewed vitality after downtime and opportunities to eat outside his own kitchen. His favorite spots display his carnivorous habits.1. The…

Have a Very Sandra Lee Halloween (Video)

Halloween’s all about scary creatures — vampires, werewolves, zombies, and Sandra Lee. While others may choose undead creatures, ghosts, and goblins as their favorite fright — we’re sticking with the soul-sucking Lee to bring us to our knees.Don’t believe us? We’ve complied five of Lee’s most gruesome Halloween clips. Bring…