Testa’s in Trouble

Once upon a time, the old Testa’s restaurant in Palm Beach was famous amongst the resident teen population for its banana and strawberry daiquiris. Those drinks were dessert with a kick; they suited our untrained palates. And the see-no-evil policies of the managers and bartenders suited the desire of kids…

Christine’s Restaurant Sold

Sad news, Fort Lauderdale. Christine’s Restaurant announced this morning via e-mail that it has been sold. The dining room cum jazz bar, which earned New Times’ Best New Restaurant in 2008 and Best Romantic Restaurant in 2009, was opened in December 2007 by co-owners Daniel MacMillan and Gregory Rhatagen, a…

I’m Eating What?! Breadfruit… in a Can

This can of breadfruit has been sitting on my desk for nearly a month, and I’m sure it was on a shelf for 20 times longer than that. I haven’t exactly been avoiding it; after all, how bad could it be? It’s got fruit right in the name, the pictures…

Texas Hold ‘Em BBQ Folds Sunrise Store, Antes Up Downtown

Every day after work, I would drive home along Sunrise Boulevard and spot Texas Hold ‘Em BBQ’s big barrel smoker chugging along out front. I got really used to seeing — and smelling — it out there. Occasionally, the fuming stack would churn out a plume of rich smoke so…

Reviewing the Chains: Wendy’s Sweet & Spicy Asian Chicken

I didn’t exactly have high expectations when I was tasked with reviewing Wendy’s new boneless chicken creations. I’ve certainly had a square hamburger or two from the red=headed temptress’ chain, but it’s never the first choice I make. So it’s with a very real sense of dread that I walk…

Weekend Blog Watch

Although Clean Plate Charlie is the only food blog you really need to read daily, some people just can’t get enough. Here are some highlights of other food blogs.Before you head out for a slice of pizza, you’ll want to check out Worst Pizza. Despite the name, the site reviews…

Skip the Smoker; Pulled Pork Just takes Patience — and Red Stripe

As a young man, the subtleties of pulled pork were lost on me. Technique, patience, care: pointless wastes of time to my still immature, I-want-it-fast mind. “Grab the pork,” I thought, “and pull it. It’s not rocket science.”With maturity, though, came understanding. And a world of unimagined pleasures. The explosion…

Happy Hour Tapas at Johnny V’s

Move over, dinner: Happy hour is coming through. That magical few hours — usually from 5 to 7 p.m. — is a great way to get your post-work liquid intake. But at quite a few places, it’s also a great way to taste some dishes from the kitchen on the…

Canyon Southwest Café Is Worth Its Wait in Gold Dust

Editor’s note: We’ve got a new restaurant critic here at New Times. John Linn has been something of a protégé to Gail Shepherd over the years. Now Shepherd’s moving over to become a staff writer for us, and Linn’s stepping into the role of restaurant critic. As he gets his…

I’m Eating What?! Pocky

Last week’s experiment in trying to eat something delicious and exotic didn’t work out exactly as I’d planned. It wasn’t disgusting, but it was far from a treat that I’ll find myself scouring the aisles in my local grocery store for. Before the sting of my moderate failure could truly…

The Rare Vegetarian Delivery, in Downtown Lauderdale

It’s not hard to find one or two dishes — usually they’re side dishes — for the vegetarian crowd at many restaurants. Vegetarians become accustomed to the plain goodness of rice and beans and house salads and saying “without cheese, please.” Delivery, though? Forget about it. If you’re not ordering…

Crown Offers Up Wine Tasting and Munchies for 15 Bucks

How does it sound to taste more than 50 wines from around the planet, nibble on munchies, get as much as a 20 percent discount on anything you buy, and walk away with a spiffy German wine glass, all for only $15?  Better than a poke in the eye with…

The Meatist Measures Up Supermarket Weenies

My mother’s storied Jeannie’s Weenie Supremies guaranteed the hot dog a permanent place of honor in our fridge when I was growing up. The Supremies consisted of a hot dog, split and stuffed with cheddar cheese and wrapped in bacon. My father also had an unnatural love affair with a…

Weekend Blog Watch

Although Clean Plate Charlie is the only food blog you really need to read daily, some people just can’t get enough. Here are some highlights of other food blogs.Woman’s Day has a great article pointing out what we all already know: Food is always better when it’s stuffed with other…

I’m Eating What?! Tamarind Ball Candy

Leave it to your boss to inadvertently ruin your good mood. After last week’s grass jelly debacle, I decided to take fate back into my own hands and hand-select the food I’d be eating for this week’s post. At my last trip to Publix, I was waiting in the checkout…

The White Apron

Twenty-year-old White Apron Catering has accumulated a pretty impressive list of clients: Chanel, Cartier, the Harvard Alumnae Club, Hermes, J.P. Morgan, and Yours Truly. And you can take it from the latter: The $6,000 we spent on a party for a couple of family newlyweds last weekend was worth every…

House of Sweets’ Cupcake Cafe Opens

House of Sweets — the nostalgic cupcake bakery attached to Delray’s House of Vintage — opened its new Cupcake Cafe this Saturday with a host of free giveaways and a cupcake-eating contest that saw one dude devour a dozen of the personal-sized pastries in under six minutes. House proprietors Amanda…