Wawel-Va-Voom

Polish restaurant food is often taken for granted, the stuff of lunch counters and coffee shops, where you might get a cup of hastily-made borscht and a big plate of unremarkable stuffed cabbage and boiled carrots for little more than you’d pay for a cheeseburger deluxe. So it was the…

Japan a Go-Go

Some people make it all look so easy. Whatever it is — dressing like a minx on a pitiful budget, whipping up a 30-minute layer cake for your spontaneous midnight party, remembering who ordered the tomato pudding and who had the iguana soup. I’m always in awe of the smooth…

Parlez-vous American?

I’m hoping my intuition about Spontané proves right: We have here a manageably sized restaurant owned by a pair of creative young chefs who have given themselves permission to mess around, auditioning dishes we haven’t seen before even while paying playful homage to the classics. I’m practically willing Spontané to…

Unsolved Mysteries of the (Foodie) Universe

Mystery Number One: With more than half a million Cubans living in South Florida, why is it almost impossible to find a cheap, decent dish of ropa vieja? Or, for that matter, a plateful of Cuban-style pulled roast pork for under a tenner? I’m talking about the kind of joint…

Hot Enough for Ya?

As the waiter put down our appetizers, one called “Balsa Pear with Sesame Oil” and the other a dish called “Beef and Lung in Special Sauce,” he warned us about the latter one. “Be careful. That’s very spicy.” Fuqi feipan, which translates as “married couple’s lung slices,” doesn’t have any…

High Steaks

I’m going to put my cards on the table: I’m not a big fan of steak houses. I have good friends who continuously scan the Internet for airfare deals to New York so they can make their biannual pilgrimage to Peter Luger’s; I know people who’ve stopped speaking over the…

Dali, Back to Your Drawing Board

Jorge Luis Fernandez calls himself “The Dali of the Kitchen.” The comparison makes sense, because Fernandez, the chef at La Barraca in Hollywood, is a dead ringer for Salvador Dali in his middle years, before the publicity-mad surrealist went nuts with the mustache wax and took to signing blank canvasses…

Bacalhalia

Until about six months ago, Chico’s Place (4819 N. Dixie Hwy., Deerfield Beach, 954-420-0088) was a Portuguese bar in the middle of Broward’s Little Brazil. With the addition of Chef Daniel Menezes, some white tablecloths, and a new menu, he and the owners have turned that one room into a…

Sunfish, Twofish

It’s 10 o’clock on opening night at the Sunfish Grill, and the bar is hip-deep in ladies of a certain age. They’re gussied up in turquoise taffeta sheath dresses with matching purses, in sequined bodices and strappy sandals; they are corseted and perfumed. They’ve had their hair done; it matches…

Hot or Not?

“Handsome is as handsome does.” Somebody’s wise old grandmother said that. Not my grandma; she was too busy pounding back snifters of cognac and channel-surfing for the latest Ronco electric food dehydrator — and anyway, she was such a sucker for a pretty face. Sometimes, it takes a good many…

Samba by the Slice

I grew up in a part of Connecticut where the favorite local pizzas were what we called Greek-style, a shallow-pan pizza with tangy sauce baked so well-done that the cheese would turn golden brown and toughen in a good way. Chicagoans will rhapsodize about cakey, deep-dish pizza, and New Yorkers…

Saki-to-Me

The girl who serves us our sake is a Sexy Kitty. Her name is Tuesday, she weighs about 80 pounds, and she’s one of a stable of “burlesque” entertainers that West Palm clubtrepreneur Rodney Mayo and his right-hand man, Chris Johnson, have put together. The girls are called Sexy Kittys;…

Soul Kitchen

50 lbs. cornmeal 10 lbs. bran (optional) 200 lbs. sugar 12 oz. yeast 200 gal. water In Eastern Tennessee, that recipe will mix you up 36 gallons of “artisanal” moonshine, a local, sustainable, slow-food beverage cooked exactly so for many generations. You can proof your liquor by adding a bit…

Are You Lonesome Tonight?

There’s something human beings really hate to do all by ourselves. We don’t like to dine alone. When we venture out to eat, let us have at least one other sentient being beside us at table even if, in a pinch, it turns out to be someone we don’t much…

Snowbirds! Come Back!

About ten years ago, I lived in a bustling pan-Muslim neighborhood branching off a couple of blocks of Steinway Street in Astoria, Queens. In a three-block walk, you would pass a café where old men would smoke hookahs and sip coffee, a café where young men would smoke hookahs and…

Some Like It Hot

TGIMS! Or Thank God It’s Mango Season. Some heavenly creature long ago peered down at us suffering fools as we slogged through the swamps, swatting at mosquitoes and no-see-ums, dodging man-eating alligators and man-frying spikes of lightning, and blessed us with the only thing that could possibly make summer in…

All the Bobos Love Hobo’s

In case you’ve missed the saga of Lauderdale Chef Steven LaBiner’s odyssey from riches to rags to riches in the past couple of years (feel free to catch the heart-wrenching audio slide show on the Sun Sentinel’s website), I’ll summarize. Hobo’s Fish Joint, Coral Springs. Nice gig, open ten years…

Bice-Slapped

What do Palm Beach, Abu Dhabi, Madrid, Monte Carlo, Singapore, Mexico City, Dubai, Houston, Amsterdam, and Jeddah have in common? They’re cities where, when you’re feeling lonely, lost, far from home, and hungry, you can hie yourself over to a certain megachain and know exactly what’s on the menu. We’re…

Hocus Opus

A perfect martini goes a long way toward softening me up. Here’s my totally unprofessional confession: I’m inclined to love the food that follows it in direct proportion to the mastery with which my drink has been mixed. Terrible, isn’t it? Worse and worse, many a food snob would crucify…

Frank ‘n’ Family

They’re from South Jersey. They’re from Queens. They’re from Bari, from Brindisi, they’re visiting relatives in Hollywood. They speak Brooklynese. They speak no English at all. Or only a leetle. They know enough to read this menu: Orecchiette means one thing in any tongue. Pasta e fagioli they know. Saltimbocca,…

Not Too Cuckoo for Coco

“Little birds nest according to their size,” goes the Thai proverb. Or as King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand has repeatedly cautioned his people: Don’t live beyond your means. We Americans could take a page or two from the Thai book, eh? My own addendum to the famous proverb goes like…

You Got the Chops?

I have a friend who’s known among her circle as “The Dream Crusher.” Confide your long-held desire to take singing lessons and she’ll warn you about throat polyps. Announce your pregnancy, she’ll calculate the cost of raising a child to maturity, wondering aloud how you might otherwise have spent that…