Yo, Lardass!

Wanna know why your gut hits your ankles when you walk? Why your thighs have more ripples than the Gulf of Mexico in a hurricane? Why your ass is big enough to blot out the sun?  The “Twinkie Casserole” (24 Twinkies topped with caramel, mini marshmallows and brown sugar, topped…

Chef Tommy Valdes at Trattoria Bella Cibo in Margate Makes His Pitch

Executive chef Tommy Valdes sure knows how to shill — the Culinary Institute of America grad and author is making a bid to be on the Next Food Network Star, a fact you’ll find plastered all over his Margate Italian restaurant. There’s even a life-sized picture of him, looking authoritative,…

Foodbuzz.com Brings Food Blogs to the Forefront

This weekend, self-proclaimed “foodies” with a gift for prose will descend on San Francisco for the first ever Foodbuzz.com Blogger Festival. The three-day gathering will culminate with an awards ceremony where Foodbuzz will hand out golden forks to the top food blogs in a number of categories (everything from “Best…

Yucca Clearly Shouldn’t be Roasted

There’s nothing like buying something that I have no earthly idea what it might be. Normally even if the packaging doesn’t have much English on it, I can deduct from the pictures what I might find inside. Whatever this is, I have no idea. There are literally four English words…

Unbelievable Dessert: Baklava Cheesecake at Satoro in Hollywood

The best thing I ate at my recent visit to Satoro Restaurant and Lounge in Hollywood was dessert. Which is not to say the rest of the meal I enjoyed a few days back was a disappointment — on the contrary, the meal whipped up by chef Alexander Dziurzynski formerly of…

Roxy’s Rocks on the Roof

If you want to get high at Roxy’s, come Saturday, Nov. 28, you actually can. Legally, even. That’s when the Clematis Street complex that includes Roxy’s Pub, 10@2 Saloon and Rome Nightclub is throwing a street-wide beerfest to celebrate the debut of its rooftop bar and restaurant, Roxy’s on the…

The Office in Delray Beach Snags Mark Militello

Photo by Jacob KatelChef Mark Militello​ Chef Mark Militello has left 1 Bleu at the One Resort and Spa (formerly The Regent Bal Harbour) to join The Office, a gastropub in Delray said to be opening in late November. Last December Militello took the reigns as executive chef of culinary…

Food Fight: Cheese Steaks

In the interest of full disclosure: I was born in Philadelphia. Therefore, along with being a completely obnoxious sports fan, I have a special place in my clogged arteries for cheese steaks. I also get upset when I see the words “Philly Cheese Steak” on a menu only to find…

Order Up: Callaro’s Prime Steak and Seafood

I expected not to like Callaro’s Prime, a very old-fashioned steak house in Manalapan and subject of this week’s Dish review. But my friend and New Times’ theater critic Brandon K. Thorp convinced me the 8-year-old gin joint can cook the hell out of a steak. We dined there a…

Doggie Bag: This Week in Charlie

Give it to me, Chuck.The Fins flounder, but Bash in Sunrise delivers.What’s with using acronyms as restaurant names? Still L.O.L.A. in Delray sounds like great time.This merry go round is broken down: our review of Carousel Can Can in CityPlace.Riki avoids shooting food out of her noise while dining and…

Rock ‘N’ Roll Ribs Pairs Metal with Barbecue in Coral Springs

For nearly 30 years, drummer Nicko McBrain has toured the world as part of one of the greatest rock bands of all time, Iron Maiden. He’s played arenas and festivals, in front of tens of thousands of people in places Bangalore, India and Gothenburg, Sweden, and hundreds of thousands in…

Weekend Blog Wrap

Although Clean Plate Charlie is the only food blog you need to read every day, some people just can’t get enough. Here are some highlights of other food blogs, this time focusing on some Halloween themed foods.Want to truly scare yourself this Halloween? It has nothing to do with the…

Restaurant News: Savage Beard, B.B. ASAP, Ass of Cakes?

•  A little recognition for the local folks comes from the James Beard House, where chef Adam Savage, top toque at Seacrest Grill in the Delray Beach Marriott, has been invited to strut his stuff on Dec. 3. On the menu, among other dishes, butter-poached Maine lobster with autumn cup…

Grace instant Cornmeal Porridge: Like Grits, Only More Confusing

When I think of porridge, only a few things come to mind: Goldilocks, bears, poverty, and prison. Goldilocks and the Bears probably don’t need much of an explanation, as I’m sure many of our first times even hearing the word was in the children’s story. Poverty… well for some reason…

Elevation Burger Coming to Coral Springs, Grand Openings in Hollywood

• Who says the hamburger has to be the symbol of American junk food? Not Hans Hess, founder of Arlington, VA based chain, Elevation Burger. The recently franchised burger hut pays much credence to its slogan, “Ingredients Matter,” building its double-meat patties out of 100% organic, free-range, grass-fed beef. The…

Fusion & Flavors Shows Off Peru’s Eclectic Influences

Peruvian food isn’t the standard beans-and-rice fare so common in South America. It has influences from the country’s Asian, Italian, and Spanish immigrants, and that shows on the menu of the new Fusion & Flavors. The tiny storefront sits next to a Subway and between a couple strip clubs on…

Carousel Can Can in CityPlace Is All Sexed-Up With Nowhere to Go

The enthusiasm was infectious on a recent Friday night at Carousel Can Can in CityPlace. Surveying the half-empty dining room of mostly couples and well-coifed gals out on the town, you could almost hear the collective yawn. About the only person who showed any sort of interest in the can-can…

Shula’s on the Beach

As we were finishing our entrées, the woman with the Karen Carpenter voice had an announcement to make. She paused before a rendition of “Son of a Son of a Sailor” to let the dozen or so tables in a cavernous, beachfront dining room know that a couple was celebrating…

Owner of 8 Oz. Burger Bar Investigated in Prenatal Homicide

File this one in the WTF column: The co-owner of Miami Beach’s 8 Oz. Burger Bar, Joshua Woodward, was taken into custody Sunday by Los Angeles police in connection with the death of a 13-week-old fetus.Although Woodward has not been formally charged, police are investigating the possibility that he caused…

Top Five South Beach Wine and Food Festival Events Worth Going To

Tickets went on sale Monday for the 2010 South Beach Wine and Food Festival, that annual event that keeps getting bigger, bigger, bigger. This year, there are nearly three-dozen events to attend, from wine seminars to a tribute dinner for chef Daniel Boulud. In the past, we’ve dissected the most…