¿Que Pasa, M.I.A.? New Year’s Resolutions

To read past installments of ¿Que Pasa, M.I.A?, click here. Trying to make a New Year’s resolution stick is like trying to get all your friends to call you by a self-appointed nickname. (Dudes, bro, from now on call me  Shatterstar. ) This year, I’m gonna buckle down and really…

Deadmau5 at Mansion

What’s left to be said about Deadmau5 that hasn’t already been said? Virtually unknown in 2007, the young Toronto prodigy skyrocketed to international stardom by word of mouth, internet exposure, and blessings from commercial giants like Pete Tong, Tiësto, and Armin van Buuren. Saturday’s much-anticipated performance at Mansion came on…

Billy Joel

With six Grammys to his name and having sold hundreds of millions of records worldwide, Billy Joel has a pedigree that’s impossible to ignore. And time seems to have done little to dampen public enthusiasm for his oeuvre: Friday’s kickoff gig at the Seminole Hard Rock begins not two, not…

The New Deal

Toronto is known for its cultural mash-ups, and its musical exports are naturally reflective of the demographics. You can hear some of that multiculti genre-fusing in the sounds of the New Deal, an exploratory “livetronica” band that merges house, breakbeats, and electro on top of global drum programming. As a…

Medeski, Martin & Wood

Despite being a cool, downtown NYC jazz act with roots in the early ’90s avant-garde scene of John Lurie and John Zorn, no one loves Medeski, Martin & Wood like the patchouli-loving, Birkenstocks-on-the-weekend hippie crowd. MM&W’s supersonic organ funk jams forever cemented their relationship with neo-trustafarians, who first heard them…

The Doobie Brothers

Ahhh… the sweet sounds of classic ’70s California pop. No one has ever embodied that sound more than the Doobie Brothers. And now that the style the Doobies perfected has become a musical archetype (see modern artists like the Autumn Defense, Beck, and so on), it’s all too easy to…

Rap & Bullshit

VIBE Music Editor Sean Fennessey recently argued that contemporary R&B music has gone soft. He’s onto something — there are too many emasculated, blue-balled crooners on the radio right now with no true identity. (Hell, whispering whiner/platinum sensation Lloyd’s last name is Polite.) But Fennessey overlooked a larger point. R&B…

Harrison’s Wine Bar serves up a tall glass of sexy

Anyone who knows me knows that I’m more likely to go to a bar to whine than go to a wine bar. Most of my time is spent at dives bantering with blue-collar types, sipping on dirt-cheap brews. But sometimes even I like to chill somewhere classy and upscale, a…

The Baroness of Bop

Baroness Pannonica de Koenigswarter still looms in the margins of jazz history. Until now, her contributions during the ’50s, ’60s, and ’70s were known mostly to insiders, aficionados, historians, and journalists eager to sensationalize her association with the death of Charlie Parker, who famously died in her living room in…

Subterranean Finds

The Matthew Herbert Big Band There’s Me and There’s You matthewherbert.com Despite the name, the Matthew Herbert Big Band has as much in common with Benny Goodman and Louis Armstrong as Dave Grohl does with Barry Manilow. Instead of bringing brass to the fore, it’s mined in the mix, creating…

The Last of The Year’s Best Metal: Reissues

1. CarcassNecroticism (Earache)Arguably grindcore’s finest hour, Necroticism captures Carcass hitting previously unheard-of heights of technical proficiency with such jaw-dropping skill that the album sounds absolutely fresh 16 years after it came out. Rarely has a grind band achieved the thrilling, epic majesty of classical music, but Carcass took the cake…

Year in Review: Year in Concert Photos 2008

Logan FazioSouth Floridians tend to complain that they are often overlooked by music tours, but 2008 was definitely a busy and surprising year for the area’s live music scene. Radiohead kicked off their world tour at Cruzan, while Madonna ended the U.S.-leg of Sticky & Sweet tour at Dolphin Stadium…

2008’s Top Underground Metal (etc.) Releases, Pt. 2

6. Jesu Why Are We Not Perfect (Hydra Head)Technically not a heavy release, but how can we discount Justin Broadrick, founding member of both Napalm Death and Godflesh? Fed up with the single-minded bludgeoning of those classic acts, Broadrick’s intention from the start in forming Jesu was so that he…

Local Motion: Ultrachic – Ultrachic

UltrachicUltrachic (Self-released)www.myspace.com/ultrachicUltrachic stand on a weird crossroad bridge where they sonically span the golden years of Venezuelan rock (Sentimiento Muerto, Dermis Tatu, Desorden Público) with the newer bloods who continue to make the racket (Zapato 3, Los Amigos Invisibles, Caramelos de Cianuro). The funny thing is, Ultrachic bass player Luis…

Miami According to Brooklyn: Dating Advice

To read past installments of Miami According to Brooklyn, click here. Most of these guys who hang out in this club scene crap have no respect for women whatsoever. They’re just out trying to get their dick wet, which is horrible. I see it every day. Women should be treated…

Video: Casual Sax’s “Whorer Core”

About a year ago, local DJ Induce and his West Coast buddy Sven Barth, under the name Casual Sax, made a funny little song called “Baby, I’m Black,” which was an ode to being blessed in the genital region. Well after Perez Hilton posted it up on his site it…

70s Soul Jam at the Fillmore Miami Beach, Scheduled for Jan. 14, Cancelled

The Seventies Soul Jam, scheduled for January 14 at the Fillmore Miami Beach, was set to feature the Stylistics, Harold Melvin’s Blue Notes, Main Ingredient, and Miami’s own Heatwave. The show, however, has been cancelled. Those who purchased advance tickets through Livenation.com should contact LiveNation’s ticket line at 888-598-4299. Those…