Surfer Blood’s Jones Soda Pops Up at Northside Festival

So much genre misrepresentation happens these days, but Surfer Blood has definitely singled itself out as a “pop” act. Through a partnership with Jones Soda, the West Palm Beach band is promoting one of its signature songs, “Swim,” on bottles of Blue Bubblegum soda.The bottles are being distributed at the…

Weekend Playlist: Heat Stroke Songs for Scorched Ears

T.S. Eliot once said that April was the cruelest month. He did not live in Florida. It isn’t even officially summer yet and South Florida temperatures are already exceeding 90 degrees daily. Brain-melting heat coupled with enough humidity to leave anyone sweat-soaked in less than ten minutes can dissuade anyone from…

Photo: Tom Cruise’s Lovely Locks in Rock of Ages

Tom Cruise’s hair is making a comeback — big time. For the movie adaptation of Rock of Ages, which is currently filming in Fort Lauderdale, the actor plays Stacee Jaxx, the rocker frontman of Arsenal. One of his last memorable roles had him playing a pissed-off movie studio executive known…

Lou Reed Officially Not Cool Anymore

As reported today on Metallica’s official website, the veritable cat has been let out of the bag regarding Lou Reed’s secret collaboration for the hard rockers’ new record. The cloak and dagger attitude towards the LouTallica project does seem odd, considering that nobody really cares about Metallica these days…

Katy Perry’s Tour Rider Is Totally Busted

It’s been a tough go lately for Katy Perry. First off, there’s the upcoming release of her mother’s memoir, which her father told Star magazine “has caused quite a bit of tension.” That would be because Perry’s mom is an evangelical Christian who would not let Perry watch the Smurfs…

Elwood’s Founder Memorial at Johnnie Brown’s Tonight

Folks are gathering this evening to remember the good works of Michael Gochenour, the man who brought Elwood’s Dixie Bar-B-Q to Delray Beach. Since he was found dead in his home over Memorial Day Weekend, there has been an outpouring of support from the community he helped lift up with…

Lady Gaga Sends Clarence Clemons a Get-Well Video

Saxophonist Clarence Clemons suffered a serious stroke over the weekend but is in stable condition, according to reports from earlier this week Update: R.I.P. Clarence Clemons (1942-2011)The longtime Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band member is based in Singer Island near West Palm Beach. According to a message from…

MP3: Harvey and the Buckets’ “Downtown Trains”

When it comes to improving the public transportation system in South Florida, every little bit counts. Kudos to Fort Lauderdale alt-country act Harvey and the Buckets for getting into the mindset for “Downtown Trains” — which probably isn’t about the Tri-Rail system, but still. How much heartbreak can you really…

Clarence Clemons Suffers Stroke, Responsive After Surgery

Update: R.I.P. Clarence Clemons (1942-2011)Saxophonist Clarence Clemons, a longtime member of Bruce Springsteen’s E Street Band and a recent Lady Gaga collaborator, has suffered a stroke. According to Roger Friedman’s Showbiz 411, Clemons is at his home in the Singer Island section of Riviera Beach.”I am told that members of…

Fat Joe Loses 88 Pounds, Renders Nickname Pointless

Fat Joe, best-known for the song “Lean Back,” is looking like he’s been dining on Lean Cuisine of late. The rapper’s fresh physique came into the public’s consciousness earlier this week when he premiered the “Drop a Body” video looking like the body of an 88-pound weakling had been shed…

Rock of Ages Is Holding Casting Calls — Again

If you thought you’d missed your chance to don your best ’80s rocker costume alongside Russell Brand and Tom Cruise, you can breathe easy. Rock of Ages, the musically inclined film that brought you Mount Trashmore Hollywood Edition and convinced Alec Baldwin to forget about his “newly discovered medical condition,”…

Jack White Celebrates Sixth Anniversary With a Divorce Party

Musician Jack White and model/singer wife Karen Elson have officially announced the ending of their six-year marriage — with an invite to a divorce party. Albeit not the most typical of celebrations, at least they know how to go out with a bang. In a news release, the couple stated:”We…

Def Leppard’s Rock Has Aged Markedly Well

English hard-rock act Def Leppard has turned out to be equally durable and prophetic. “It’s better to burn out than to fade away” was all fine and good for a 6-year-old band to proclaim on “Rock of Ages,” but nearly three decades have since passed. At the time, lead guitarist…

South Florida’s Ten Best Cocktails

It might be that cocktails are easy to come by. Or it might be that South Florida is difficult terrain to safely navigate while sober. But it’s probably just that we fucking love to drink. Because we all love to drink, and because there are so many venues in which…

In Print: Def Leppard, R.I.P. Michael Elwood Gochenour, Katy Perry, & More

In the latest New Times Broward-Palm Beach print music section: Def Leppard’s Phil Collen was game to answer questions about strippers, his marriage, his lullaby CD, and a few things actually related to his band’s upcoming tour with Heart. Read our conversation here.Very unfortunate, sad news regarding Elwood’s Dixie BBQ…