Jingle Ball 2013 and Five New, Ratchet Holiday Traditions

Have you been naughty or nice this year? And no, Miley, no one is asking you. Because it doesn’t take Santa’s omniscience to know you’ve been a very bad girl. This year, we’ve seen your flat booty more times than we’ve seen our mother’s face. So you’re getting a sexy…

Five Best Holiday Parties of 2013

It’s December, and we’re still shvitzing in South Florida. Though winter seems to have gotten lost on its way to this peninsula, the holidays have booked their flights, packed their bathing suits, and are coming to stress you the hell out. Everyone needs a break from his or her kinfolk…

New Found Glory Fires Guitarist and Songwriter: Pop Punk is Now Dead

Despite all the tours and T-shirts declaring otherwise, pop-punk is now officially dead. New Found Glory, a band that has often prided itself on maintaining all of its original members over 16 years of recording, has fired its guitarist and songwriter. In a Facebook post this morning, the Coral Springs…

Holly Hunt at the Bubble December 13

As Miami’s reigning lords of volume, Holly Hunt spent most of 2013 bludgeoning, crushing, and rearranging the molecules of people and places at home and across the country. The band, comprising guitarist/fuzz-wrangler Gavin Perry and drummer/human-sledgehammer Beatriz Monteavaro, has had its sound analyzed and extolled by plenty of high-profile metal…

Top Five Local Bands That Should Have Made It Big

We’ve all witnessed the meteoric rise of indie-rock starlets and West Palm natives Surfer Blood. Starting out like most local bands do, they spent time begging promoters for a shot and hustling for gigs, but this quartet rode a lightning bolt of success that ultimately landed them on Universal Records…

Indigo Girls’ Emily Saliers Talks Fracking, Food, Miley Cyrus

Before the honey-sweet vocal harmonies of indie-folk darlings Tegan and Sara, there were the Indigo Girls. Their brand of heartfelt folk rock had commercial appeal from the beginning, leading to a quarter-century-long career for the singer/songwriters, who continue to write and tour today. But as two openly gay best friends…

Bonnie Raitt’s Fascinating Life

During a career that — so far — has spanned well over 40 years, Bonnie Raitt has established herself as an indomitable force in the music community. Known for her brilliant guitar work, bluesy ballads, searing soulful vocals, and, of course, that mass of flaming red hair, it turns out…

Drummer Chris Corsano Explains What Makes a Jam Work and Björk

Chris Corsano is one of the most sought-after percussionists in the nebulous sphere of intentional aural insanity that constitutes free music and its various iterations as noise, psychedelia, and having-something-to-do-with-jazz. Since the late ’90s, Corsano has performed solo and in infinite combinations of players — both heartily obscure and incredibly…

New Party Rules for Millennials

Millennials, you still do all the drugs and have all the sex, but I have to break it to you — #realtalk — you do not know how to party. And it’s bringing me down. Heading over to what’s supposed to be the “jam,” hosted by 24-year-old “scenesters,” I always…

Outkast Reunited! Big Boi and Andre 3000 Are So Much Better Together

Billboard Magazine reported the mind-blowing news earlier this week that Outkast may reunite to headline Coachella in 2014. The internet then cried with joy. Over the years, organizers of the massive California festival have made a point to facilitate the reunions of other classic acts, like the Pixies, Rage Against…

The Album Is Not Dying, Despite What You May Have Heard

From the Shangri La art Tell this guy about the death of the album. By Michael Corcoran “The album is dying in front of our very eyes,” Variety columnist and music business know-it-all Bob Lefsetz wrote recently based on weak LP sales, including Katy Perry’s Prism, which sold only about…

Johnny Marr Is the Quintessential ’80s Guitarist

The excess that characterized the 1980s has since been decried, extolled, and examined ad nauseam. The musical landscape that developed during that decade was one of the most compelling in history, not necessarily based on the content that flowed through the mainstream (which was unique in its own right) but…

Stephen Marley Talks Root, Fruit, Music, Soccer, Reggae Festival

Stephen Marley is a man of few words. Asked what it’s like to follow in the footsteps of his famous father, Bob Marley, a man who comes as close to deification as our popular culture will allow, Stephen replies with only a sentence fragment: “Rastaman vibration positive.” That response could…

Stache Opening Night: Patrons Reveal Their Favorite Mustache Looks

Patrons and employees were swaddled in pearl necklaces, fishnet, boas, and other prohibition era attire this Saturday at the grand opening of Fort Lauderdale speakeasy Stache. The sax was the instrument of choice at this Great Gatsby-style event and the decor consisted of sophisticated bookshelves, sparkling chandeliers and, oddly enough,…

Avicii, Americana, and the Future of Pop Music

Back at the end of 2011 and beginning of 2012, when Avicii’s “Le7els” was pumping out of any device with a speaker attached, I couldn’t get enough. I cherish pop sensibility as much as chops or technical prowess. Baby-faced Swedish producer, Tim Bergling, does not exactly conjure the most complicated…