MTV’s Video Music Awards Suck, Here Are 10 (More) Reasons Why

See also Ten Resons the MTV VIdeo Music Awards Are a Joke Smell that? No, we didn’t crap our pants. It’s bullshit season! Music Television is a fiction. At one point, somewhere around 1992, it was a real thing. But now, the chief network responsible for providing us with concurrent melodic…

Happy Birthday to Go-Go’s Drummer Gina Schock!

Side note: Today is my grandmother’s birthday. Happy birthday, Grandma! However, this publication does not care too much about my nana. And while they are not entirely heartless, they would prefer it if I wrote about music and/or musicians, which we all know my grandmother is not. But still, we…

Happy 44 Billionth Birthday to GWAR’s Oderus Urungus!

See alsoGWAR’s Five Most Bizarre Recent Stage TricksLet’s see if we have these muddled facts straight: Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie) hails from planet Scumdogia (somewhere between Neptune and your anus), born to a supercomputer father and petri dish ma in a “Syntho Womb 5” that reassembled his galaxy-strewn pieces. Somehow,…

Download: Black Locust Studio Sessions Vol. 1

See also: Slideshow: Black Locust Society Kicks Off Florida Tour at Green RoomBlack Locust Society Florida Tour at the Speakeasy Lounge, August 23Remember the days of trading mixtapes with friends or giving them to your favorite crush? Before the iPod existed, we spent countless hours pushing record and stop buttons…

Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson! Ten of Jacko’s Most Amazing Moments

Forget about the scandals, the accusations of child molestation, the dangling baby, the skin bleaching, the increasingly bizarre appearance, drug abuse, the pet monkey, all the tabloid trash talk, even the hyperbaric oxygen chamber. Elvis had his own reputation for misbehavior. The Stones were busted on more than one occasion…

Gene Simmons, Sharp-Tongued Kiss Frontman, We Wish You a Happy Birthday

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Antipope: Remembering Dan Hosker Through Music

See also: In Remembrance of Guitarist Dan Hosker (VIDEO)Dan Hosker: South Florida Loses a Musical Hero We in the South Florida music community are saddened by the loss of our brother and local guitar legend Dan Hosker this past weekend. It is becoming increasingly tougher to express the communal sorrow of…