Roofless Records Presents Freeform Friday and Megacunt Will Be There

When it rains, it sux.​Roofless Records has got a cunt for Miami. A Megacunt.Friday, December 19 at the American Legion/Harvey’s By The Bay (6445 NE Seventh Avenue, Miami) at 9 p.m., for free, five groups you’ve never heard of will destroy, annihilate, poundfuck your eardrums into submission and then pee…

Miami New Times Announces MasterMind Awards

Miami New Times, the Southeast’s top alternative news weekly, is giving away $4,000 in awards to local artists. As part of our annual Artopia® celebration, artists of all stripes — filmmakers, fashion designers, visual artists, performance artists, writers  – can apply for a MasterMind Award. It’s easy to enter: Applicants…

Art Basel Music: Bluetech at the Moksha Art Fair, December 5

via myspace.com/bluetechmusic​The Hawaii-based producer Bluetech can be considered part of the extended constellation of the jam band scene, playing and collaborating with other hippies-gone-electronic like EOTO and Flying Lotus. Still, Bluetech is fiercely experimental, citing the likes of Brian Eno, the Orb, and even Erik Satie as influences. He performs…

Art Basel Music: A Sex Pistol in South Beach, December 4

Art Basel week is the time of surreal collaborations and appearances, so when New York mag reported a supposed “Sex Pistols concert on the beach,” it seemed plausible. Still, they only got it 25 percent right. One Pistol will, indeed, be performing, at the very swish new Opium Group poolside…

Art Basel Music: Dark Night of the Soul Reception at OHWOW Tonight

You can’t buy it anymore, so don’t even bother trying. Not only has EMI Records prevented it from being officially released to the public, but a site-specific offering of book and (blank) CD-R sold out before the grouchy label heads could even sic their mouthpieces on the culprits. And while…

Did John Tesh Have Rock Band MOG Stunt Team Murdered?

​Is it a documentary? A mockumentary? Or propaganda sent out by John Tesh? (He’s an alien, you know.) Buzz has been swirling around “I’m Gonna Do It Until the Day I Die,” (made by West Palm Beach’s Majic Robot Films), which details the tragic disappearance of the Detroit band MOG…

Moving Units: Top Five Albums at Local Independent Music Stores

Moving Units is a weekly column on Crossfade tracking the best-selling albums at South Florida independent record stores. Top Five Albums for the Week of November 23 – 29 Rap-rock collabo Blakroc made it to the lists at Uncle Sam’s and Radio-Active this week; luckily, Adam Lambert did not.​ Sweat…

Art Basel Music: Chairlift at Fountain Art Fair, December 5

​More often than not, Apple catches lightning in a bottle with the songs and they become fantastic vehicles for Apple’s newest technology. Brooklyn-by-way-of-Boulder electronic pop trio Chairlift is the outright epitome of iPod fame. The band’s song “Bruises” landed in the aforementioned commercials, and the rest was history. Tonight, they…

Art Basel Music: G. Love at the Fountain Art Fair, December 4, Just $5!

via brushfirerecords.com​In the beginning, Philadelphia native Garrett “G. Love” Dutton — hitting the national music scene like a fourth Beastie Boy crossed with splashes of Beck and Bob Dylan — created the song “Cold Beverage” with his two-man backing band, Special Sauce. The year was 1994, the shambling song came…

Art Basel Music: Psyberpixie at Gallery 305, December 2

Art Basel is “the most important art show in the United States.” The parties and the exhibits are moving DWNTWN this year, where the lights will inspire you. About three blocks from MAM, in the heart of downtown Miami is Gallery 305 (14 NE 1st Ave – Suite 305, Miami)…

Nightlife Review: Little Louie Vega at the Vagabond, November 28

Photo by Michael MaryanoffLittle Louie VegaThe Vagabond, MiamiNovember 28, 2009 Better Than: Any other house music night in South Florida.  The Review:  By now we all know the story: Louie Vega was born into a world of music. His uncle was the great salsa singer Héctor Lavoe, and his father was…

Concert Review: Roger Daltrey at Hard Rock Live, November 29

via ticketmaster.comRoger DaltreyHard Rock Live, HollywoodSunday, November 29, 2009The Review:First the good news. Take half of the Who, after being ravaged by the demise of its mighty rhythm section, Keith Moon and John Entwitsle. Then divide the remaining Who two in half, leaving only singer Roger Daltrey, concluding his first…

Buzz Bake Sale Preview: The Used

Emo, screamo, post-punk, pop punk, alt-rock, post-hardcore, call it whatever the hell you want–attempting to keep track of the subgenrefication of moody rock bands in eyeliner is practically impossible. But we can all still agree on good music versus bad music, and The Used most definitely falls under the former…

Whiskey Tango: For the “Good” White Trash

​ Night Watch is a regular feature about bars and clubs by nightlife columnist Tara Nieuwesteeg. We walked in to Whiskey Tango All American Bar and Grill (1903 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood; 954-925-2555; whiskeytangofl.com) to the sounds of an atrocious cover band playing “Summer of ’69” and grabbed a high table…

Art Basel Music: Millionyoung at the Multiversal Group Show, December 6

via myspace.com/millionyoungmusic​The term “chillwave” might have been coined sarcastically by the parody blog Hipster Runoff, but the music blogosphere has taken it and run with it. A sort of 2k9 reiteration of the old “downtempo,” these producers are influenced more by Animal Collective than Massive Attack, and create tracks with…