Top SoFla Spots for LeBron James’ Homeless Jerseys

The homeless people of Cleveland don’t want them, and average citizens are tempted to burn them. So boatloads of LeBron James’ former Cleveland Cavaliers jerseys will soon be shipped to unsuspecting homeless shelters in Miami.This presents a number of issues. First, what self-respecting man would wear such an outdated piece…

Quick Takes

In the midst of an interesting interview, so thought I’d break up things with a quick comment cleaner (and we’ve really needed them lately). First, here are links to YouTube videos made by 24-year-old Nikayla Baldomero, who survived an apparent suicide pact with 22-year-old Joseph Brown on Monday. Both were found hanging from a picnic pavilion in Parkland;…

Steve Geller, Come on Down!

We must have entered the home stretch of the Broward County campaign, because there’s a fresh batch of high-larious hit mailers being circulated around the 954. That’s one of ’em on the right, courtesy the reelection campaign for Broward County Commissioner Sue Gunzburger. They feature Steve Geller as the greedy host…

Educating Maria

On a recent afternoon inside the bustling day-care center Las Familias del Pueblo in downtown’s Skid Row, Alice Callaghan heads toward a ringing phone. The middle-aged Episcopal minister, who was once a Catholic nun, still wears a kind of religious uniform that’s both pragmatic and modest: a khaki skirt cut…

Broward Mayor: Hey, I’m a Lawyer

So the Sun-Sentinel editorial board (mainly the wife of the Pulp) asked Broward Mayor Ken Keechl about his rampant campaign spending and posted the video this morning. Those summations are totally — and some might say recklessly — paraphrased, which is why I include the actual video after the jump. At…

This Season, the Fashionable Bank Robber Is Wearing a Fedora

It worked for a legendary crook named Jack Abramoff, not to mention fictional crooks played by James Cagney and fictional tomb raiders like Indiana Jones. So now South Florida bank robbers are rocking this iconic headwear. Two weeks ago, a fedora-wearing thief knocked over a bank in Boynton Beach. And…

Pembroke Pines Intersection Listed Among World’s Mass Murderers

With its hairpin turns and thousand-foot drops, Bolivia’s “Road of Death” is mighty terrifying. But local thrill seekers don’t have go south of the equator to get their fix. They can just take a drive out to Southwest Broward — specifically, the intersection of Pines Boulevard and Flamingo Road…

Cleveland Breaks Up With LeBron, Sends Jerseys to Miami Homeless

No more burning jerseys. The good people of Cleveland are packing garbage bags full of those tainted LeBron James relics — No. 23 jerseys, shoes, homemade T-shirts that proclaimed the King’s name in puffy paint — and donating them to a worthy cause.A group of ad designers and other creative…

Cops Shoot, Kill Man in Boca Raton

A standoff Tuesday afternoon with a suicidal man ended with his being gunned down by Palm Beach Sheriff’s deputies. PBSO has just released the man’s name: Robert Mathew Geiserman, 69.The initial call occurred around 3 p.m., and several hours of negotiation did nothing to change the mind of the man…

George Tsai Is Name of Victim in Kayak Drowning

The Broward Sheriff’s Office has released the name of the man who drowned Tuesday night in choppy waters off Lauderdale-by-the-Sea. George Yuantei Tsai, 36, is the man’s name.Deputies and volunteer firefighters were called to the beach near the 4100 block of El Mar Drive Tuesday night around 6:30 after two…

“Crooked” Crist, Writer Quits, and a BSO Helicopter Bit

— Gov. Charlie Crist made a national list of “Crooked Candidates” compiled by the group Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington (CREW). Mentioned was Crist’s close association with indicted former Florida Republican Chairman Jim Greer. Not mentioned: Crist’s extensive ties to Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein. That’s a bit of a shocker,…