Ponzi Playboy Sean Healy Blew Through the Money He Swindled

Sean Healy sat fidgeting in a low, black-leather chair, stuck in a sixth-floor law-firm conference room overlooking SE Second Street in downtown Fort Lauderdale. It was April 7, 2009, and he was being asked a series of questions usually reserved for Las Vegas barmaids. “Do you know Dennis Rodman?” “Sure,”…

Did New Times Cover Inspire Rock Album Art?

See for yourself. On the right, that’s the cover of the story I wrote in August 2009 about zoophiles — people who love and have sexual intercourse with animals. Now compare it with the image below, which goes with a single, “Round and Round,” by Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, a…

Bob Parks Leaving School Board

Controversial Broward County School Board Member Bob Parks is expected to announce soon that he is withdrawing from the School Board race against challenger Nora Rupert and leave the board after some 24 years in office, according to reliable School Board sources. Parks, facing his first opponent since 1998, may have…

Q&A: What Ponzi Schemer Sean Healy Was Thinking When He Ran the Scam

​​If Rothstein was a mini-Madoff, then Sean Healy was a mini-Rothstein. But as you’ll read in this week’s feature, “mini” doesn’t do Healy’s larger-than-life MO justice: He blew the nearly $16 million he stole from 40 investors on exotic cars, a $2.4 million country club mansion (plus $2.3 million in…

Suspect Arrested in Lauderdale Lakes Stomping Murder

A 20-year-old man from Fort Lauderdale has been arrested and charged in the beating death of Rood Marc Desronvil on May 18 at the Normandy Village apartment complex in Lauderdale Lakes.Late that afternoon, Broward Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to a call of a large disturbance in the Normandy Village parking…

Younger Sister Blog Is Cooler, Hotter

If you regularly read this blog — and Bob Norman’s Daily Pulp — then you’re liable to develop a slightly cynical perspective, expecting that this will be the day you click over to learn your Broward or Palm Beach neighbor had been plotting murder and/or political mayhem. That feeling of…

Boy Scouts Get Civics Lesson in Crazy Cooper City

Yesterday’s Cooper City Commission meeting melted down in near-chaos in front of a troop of Boy Scouts — and we have video. ​It all began when a citizen had the audacity to criticize Mayor Debby Eisinger. Longtime resident and former City Commissioner Gladys Wilson, speaking during the public-input part of the meeting, said that…

Talking Heads Lead Singer Explains Suit Against Charlie Crist

David Byrne, lead singer of the rock band Talking Heads, has filed suit against the Charlie Crist senatorial campaign, alleging that Crist has used a song that Byrne wrote, “Road to Nowhere,” in a commercial without having received permission from Byrne to do so.Check out the County Grind report from…

Hallandale Mayor Hopes a Scandal Hits Commissioner Colleague

There’s no love loss between Mayor Joy Cooper and rabble-rousing Commissioner Keith London, but it seemed for a moment that there might at least be a period of détente after Cooper finally came around to agreeing with London that the city manager’s position needed a change.Judging by a recent email…

Dennis Mele: A One-Man Environmental Scourge

Tonight, Dennis Mele, the lobbyist everyone seems to hate, will again be the object of scorn. When people see Mele come into their town they might as well be looking at swarm of locusts — bad things are going to happen to their land. Don’t worry about Mele though, he’s got to be used to…

Rev. Dozier Speaks About Holy Water Attack at Pompano School

My New Times colleague Brandon K. Thorp managed to reach the Rev. O’Neal Dozier today to ask him about the holy-water splashing incident that is the basis for the meeting today between Dozier and pastors from a dozen other local churches. Here’s what Dozier said:”It’s so simple. It doesn’t merit…