Tony Villegas’ DNA Mystery

For those who insist Tony Villegas was framed for the murder of attorney Melissa Britt Lewis in March 2008, one key piece of evidence begs for extra attention.After Melissa disappeared, Plantation police discovered her abandoned Cadillac in a parking lot in Plantation. In the trunk was the brown suit jacket…

Rothstein Brought Into Tea Bagger Dispute

— In the ongoing crazy dispute between batshit tea baggers and wingnut “tax activist” Doug Guetzloe, a new lawsuit has been filed that features the disappeared Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein. ​In the suit, Guetzloe claims the Republican Party used Rothstein and Rothstein’s money to try to discredit him and his…

Lauderdale Man Lives to Tell of Suicide by Housefire

Around 3 this morning, Fort Lauderdale firefighters responded to a blaze at a bungalow along 729 SW 15th Avenue. According to the Police Department’s release:As smoke and flames were bellowing [sic] from the residence, three officers saw a man inside. They broke a window, gained entry and brought the man…

Senator: “We Cannot Allow This Humiliation to Continue”

You know, I’m really getting sick and tired of JAABlog getting all the credit for rude and insulting comments about judges around here. It happened today at the Tower Club, where Mike Mayo moderated one of their hoity-toity luncheons. From the Sun-Sentinel coverage: ————————— Contributing to the tumult, [Attorney and former state Sen…

Wilted Wall Street Protest Highlights Obama Fatigue

The small crowd gathered outside the West Palm Beach courthouse at noon today was sweaty and subdued. Holding signs urging people to “Stand With the President: Support Wall Street Reform!” the ten protesters — polite, mostly middle-aged, in shorts and sneakers — drew mixed reactions.”Yes We Can bankrupt America,” one…

Lawrence Taylor Busted for Rape

Hall of Fame New York Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor has been arrested on charges of rape for allegedly having sex in a Montebello, New York, hotel room with a 16-year-old girl who had run away from home.Taylor listed Pembroke Pine as his primary residence. We’ll keep an eye on this…

[UPDATED] LeMieux Working to Save Orphan Haitian Cancer Patient

A 12-year-old Haitian orphan with a large malignant tumor on his neck will hopefully receive desperately needed medical attention later today or tomorrow, thanks to a group of concerned South Floridians that includes Republican Sen. George LeMieux.The boy — volunteers believe his name is Esthelhomme Peterson — has been accepted…

[UPDATED] To Lift Antigay Activist’s Baggage, Send More Rentboys

The Colbert ReportMon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cAlpha Dog of the Week – George Rekerswww.colbertnation.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorFox NewsOur New Times sister paper in Miami is enjoying a blizzard of national publicity at the moment, thanks to this story by two frequent contributors to New Times, Broward-Palm Beach, Penn…

SoFla Tea Party’s Everett Wilkinson Says Juan Williams Got It Wrong

NPR commentator and Fox News talking head Juan Williams has been all over the media lately dissecting the Tea Party movement. In an April 2 Wall Street Journal editorial, Williams decried the liberal stereotype of Tea Party activists as fringe racists, saying that in fact, Tea Partiers represented mainstream Americans…

Rothstein the Movie?

— The Broward County School Board, after squandering hundreds of millions of taxpayers’ dollars on an unnecessary school construction frenzy that profited its favorite lobbyists and campaign consultants, is now broke. So it’s going to squeeze more money from taxpayers, of course.  — While Broward’s inspector general gets caught up in Tallahassee, Palm Beach County just…