Dishy Campaign Book Describes How Crist Overplayed Hand With McCain

It’s hard to fathom, but some dishy new campaign tell-all book casts Florida Gov. Charlie Crist as a treacherous, ruthlessly self-interested politician looking to sell his endorsement in the 2008 presidential campaign to whatever Republican promised to pay him the most political capital in return.Yup, that sounds like our Charlie.The…

Nothing But ‘Net: Another Viral Video With Scottie Pippen

Fort Lauderdale’s retired basketball great, Scottie Pippen, is all over the net these days. Last week we told you how the former Chicago Bulls stars was ambushed by extremely aggressive midgets. This week, Pippin has a supporting role in a segment from Fox’s The Cleveland Show that’s sure to be…

Judge Hurley Says He Went to Cops for Security Reasons

In the recent interview with the Pulp, Broward County Judge John “Jay” Hurley defended his decision to go to Broward Sheriff’s deputies over a comment on JAABlog, a leading blog concerned with courthouse issues. Hurley went to BSO after after an anonymous commenter posted the time and place of Hurley’s…

Sunday Quickies/Comment Cleaner — UPDATED

— The Sun-Sentinel (specifically the wife of the Pulp) just published that Sgt. Steven Greenlaw and his girlfriend, Officer DeAnna Garcia-LeMieux, were suspended with pay by the Fort Lauderdale Police Department over the detail involving Scott Rothstein. It’s not clear what is alleged that they did wrong, except that possibly they…

Manatees to Pythons: A Rough Weekend For Local Wildlife

Iguanas falling from the sky.Pythons slithering from the swamps and into suburban yards in search of warmth. It would make a great horror movie if it weren’t true life. It’s been so frigid in South Florida this week that 250 sea turtles in cold shock have already been picked up…

Sources: Rothstein and Morse Had Special Police Decals

Scott Rothstein and car dealership scion Ted Morse, who were so close that even Kim got jealous of them, didn’t just share the same style of dress, motorcycles, boats, and cars. They both also had matching Fraternal Order of Police decals on the license plate of their cars, a source…

Pippen Midget Video — Found!

Thanks to Richard, the friend of Juice who located the video that is the basis for the Scottie Pippen statement below, about whether he’s a midge maimer. This appears to be footage of the scene in which Pippen — who didn’t know what he’d signed up for — was ambushed…

Scottie Pippen Clarifies Role in Midget Melee

Before you start accusing basketball great (and Fort Lauderdale retiree) Scottie Pippen of being an abuser of midgets, you should hear him out. What? You never suspected him of beating midgets? Well, he did, but he was performing in a film he thought would be called A Tribute to Big…

‘Till Death Do Us Park

It’s snowbird season, the weather’s chilly, and traffic is awful. As a public service, the Juice would like to remind our winter visitors that driving in South Florida is a health hazard, particularly since so few people here are familiar with the concepts of “turn signals” and “yield signs.” And…

Dolphins’ Celebrity Owners Will Sell You a Roof Now

A cast of celebrities who are now minority owners in our Miami Dolphins aren’t ready to let Land Shark Stadium lose its cachet as a Super Bowl destination. Yesterday, team management made a pitch to the South Florida media in hopes of convincing local governments to subsidize $250 million in…

Ettend, Event Management Simplified From Fort Lauderdale

Time management is something we haven’t covered much yet here at TechSqueeze. Ditto with ticket sales sites, which are becoming the new wave of “app to have,” it seems. After finding a local company that created an app, it seemed like the perfect time to present it to the South…