Clowns Protesting Elephant in the Room

Outside American Airlines Arena in Miami this Friday will be a pack of angry clowns. No, it’s not a Nickelback concert; it’s the circus. And the clowns outside won’t be working for Ringling Bros. They’re animals rights activists protesting Ringling’s treatment of elephants.Leading up to the protest, members of the…

Newsflash: Lawyers Lie

OK, it’s finally official: Scott Rothstein has been cooperating all along. If you’ve been reading this blog, you not only already knew that but you also knew that Rothstein was actively trying to drum up cases for the feds before he was incarcerated, including one against his old friend, Muhammed “Moe” Sohail, the…

Rothstein to Plead Guilty (Duh! Right?)

If you’ve been following the Scott Rothstein case at all, this forthcoming guilty plea had all the suspense of a Harlem Globetrotters game. Yes, the guy who voluntarily flew back from Morocco, who was quite obviously speaking to federal prosecutors about what evidence he could offer in exchange for a…

Broward County: Still Getting Ripped Off by Trash Haulers

Let’s not get too carried away with the celebration for our soon-to-be cheaper trash bills. We had been paying $98.50 per ton for trash. And now Broward residents will pay $61.75 per ton. That’s because we’ve finally paid off the bonds for the two incinerators, which are so huge that…

Aunt: We’re Pretty Sure Who Killed Melissa

Lynn Haberl, aunt of slain RRA attorney Melissa Britt Lewis, says she remembers when, in very early November, her sister sent her an email about Scott Rothstein.   Her life hasn’t been the same since.   “She wrote that we may be heading for some issues with Melissa,” Haberl told me today…

Dubious Distinction: Hallandale Dead Man Wins Darwin Award

We have a local winner in the Darwin Awards, a contest that rewards fabulous demonstrations of human mortality — but exists mostly for the enjoyment of people with an extremely dark sense of humor. This year, that dubious honor belongs to Shawn Paul Montero, a 30-year-old man who on the…

Jim Greer Resigning as Republican Party Chair

In a Florida Republican Party in which Charlie Crist is a mere mortal, there can be no saving his handpicked party chair, Jim Greer. The Orlando Sentinel is reporting that Greer will resign his leadership post in advance of a party meeting on Saturday in Orlando, where he was likely…

The Palm Beach Post’s Revenue Caper

In these bleak days for the newspaper industry, it’s rare to find a sliver of encouraging news. At South Florida’s dailies, more than 1,000 people have lost their jobs in the past few years, and more layoffs seem to be announced every few months.So one can hardly blame the top…

Author Predicts Jeb Bush Will Rise at Same Rate as Palin Plummets

Brad Meltzer is the bestselling author of The Book of Fate, so his predictions should not be taken lightly. U.S. News & World Report rounded up him and others among America’s public intellectuals to get their perspective on what would happen in 2010. Meltzer’s crystal ball imagines a right winger’s…

Top Five Orange Bowl Moments of the Decade

Since Bucknell beat Miami in 1935, the annual Orange Bowl has provided some of the best moments of every college football season. Starting in the ’90s, the game also provided a few national championships. Though the game hasn’t been held in the physical Orange Bowl in Miami since 1999 (it’s…

Ivana Tramp: A Diva Who Flies Coach

Last week, Palm Beach divorcee Ivana Trump was escorted off a Palm Beach International Airport flight after some rowdy children — “little fuckers,” as she called them — sent her flying into a rage. So this week seems like a perfect occasion to introduce her gender-bending doppelganger, Ivana Tramp, a…

Broward Health CEO Frank Nask’s Job in Jeopardy

Commissioner Robert Bernstein has asked that the North Broward Hospital District’s board consider removing the public hospital’s CEO, Frank Nask, after a year when the district was hit by a barrage of scandals.The item will be placed on the board’s January 27 agenda. District spokesperson Sara Howley couldn’t immediately confirm…