Ten Other Florida Stereotypes That Would Make Good Dolls

If you haven’t seen Mattel’s newest addition to the Adult Barbie Collector line, it’s an appalling creation they’re calling “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken.” This week brought news that the doll is, in fact, a real product the company is really selling to real adult collectors (and really warped, seriously…

Morning Juice: Hollywood Finds a Beach Bum; Pythons 100,000 – Humans 39

Let’s see what’s in the news this morning.All these political scandals lately and none involving Hollywood? Well, the City Commission wasn’t going to stand for that! Yesterday commissioners fired Gil Martinez, director of their beach community redevelopment agency, after accumulating evidence he was a reckless spender. [Miami Herald]The Broward Sheriff’s…

Mailman Gets DUI After Passing Out on Route

Just after noon today, Boynton Beach Police responded to a report that a mailman was slumped over the wheel of his mail truck. Cops say that the mailman, Kevin Michael Crocilla, then scored a spectacular .264 on a Breathalyzer test — more than three times the legal limit. From the…

Rothstein Sponsored Stacy Ritter’s Ball

[UPDATE: The FBI is holding a consensual search at the offices of Rothstein Rosenfeldt Adler tonight — it’s not huge news but worth knowing. There’s a great number of agents — I’m hearing about 35 — crawling around the firm. Word is that Rothstein is still chilling out with federal prosecutors.] When Broward County Mayor Stacy…

Suicide in Broward Jail

John Hammond, a 37-year-old man who had been in the Broward Main Jail since last week for stealing a car, committed suicide Tuesday night, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office news release:On November 3, a BSO detention deputy was conducting a security check around 9 p.m. when he was alerted…

Man Shot by Police in Downtown Fort Lauderdale

Details remain vague, but Fort Lauderdale Police are investigated a shooting that occurred near the Broward County bus terminal downtown involving an off-duty officer. From the release:Preliminary investigation has revealed that a Police Sergeant was working an off-duty detail at the Broward County Main Bus Terminal. The Sergeant was advised…

Police Shooting in Fort Lauderdale

The Fort Lauderdale Police Department will have a press conference in one hour to give information on a shooting that involves a cop. That’s all the information that’s available at the moment. We’ll update when there’s more…

Scott Rothstein: The Crist Angle

Rumors are circulating that Scott Rothstein, whose current whereabouts aren’t known, spent a marathon 18 hours in talks with federal prosecutors last night and this morning. Sources say he was not only confessing to his own crimes but pointing the finger at others, including Gov. Charlie Crist, who was so close to Rothstein…

More Controversy for Mayor’s Son in Deerfield?

That’s video of an October 6 meeting of the Deerfield Beach Commission meeting at which city leaders voted to allow Island Water Sports to stage its “Midnight Madness” sales event on October 23. An innocuous bit of city business — except that according to blogger Chaz Stevens, Mayor Peggy Noland’s…

Rothstein’s Jewish Legacy, Enshrined in Black and White

South Florida’s Jewish community just can’t catch a break. First Bernie Madoff, now an alleged Ponzi scheme by Fort Lauderdale attorney Scott Rothstein — what gives?Madoff lured Jewish friends at the Palm Beach Country Club to be investors in his Ponzi scheme, and when his fraud collapsed, Jewish charities lost…

Jim Leyritz Publicly Denies Responsibility For Drunk Driving Accident

ESPN’s Jeremy Schaap (the best sports journalist in television for our money) put together a fantastic package on the former Yankees catcher and one-time World Series hero that included Leyritz’s first televised remarks about the drunk driving accident that killed a Fort Lauderdale woman two days after Christmas 2007.Three hours…

Large Rothstein Investor Breaks Silence

It’s been a question that has dogged Scott Rothstein for the past couple of years: Where is the money coming from that he’s spending all over town? Von Allmen ​The answers are coming slowly, and they point to the fact that a great deal of the money came from his friends and neighbors…

Will Rothstein Case Affect Melissa Britt Lewis Murder Trial?

Ever since lawyer Scott Rothstein went missing last week, only to return to the country amid allegations of running a $400 million Ponzi scheme, some observers have wondered how this news might affect one of the story’s subplots: the March 2008 murder of Melissa Britt Lewis, a young attorney who…

“Yahoo Boys” Crow about Scamming in New Video

This week’s New Times feature details my foray into the world of scambaiting — the practice of turning the tables on email scammers by playing along as a gullible victim — with advice from a worldwide scambaiting site called 419Eater whose main administrator lives in Broward County.In Nigeria, the people…

Joe Girardi: A Big Fish Who Left Our Small Pond

For a third-hand manager, Joe Girardi’s doing pretty well for himself.  In 2006, the Marlins fired the feisty Girardi after he got a verbal altercation with team owner Jeffrey Loria. Then Girardi’s longtime team, the Chicago Cubs had a chance to hire him, instead opting for the more experienced Lou…