Term Limits, Schmerm Limits

Broward County Commissioner John Rodstrom isn’t ruling out a run for his County Commission seat in 2012. Yes, of course Rodstrom is supposed to be term-limited out, but he’s learned of court cases that support the idea that term limits instituted by Broward County voters — and supported by Rodstrom…

A Bankrupt Bernie Not Named Madoff

With three failing companies swamped by bankruptcy proceedings in Florida, Bernie needed a break. And he got one. Bernie Kosar is rejoining the NFL team he took to the playoffs in his first five seasons as a player.Although the details of the arrangement remain vague, it appears the Weston resident…

In Daily Paper Death March, Sentinel Wins Symbolic Victory Over Herald

New numbers released today by a journalism industry auditor show that the Sun-Sentinel has won a rare victory in the South Florida media wars: Over the past year, its Sunday circulation surpassed the Miami Herald’s. Preliminary numbers compiled by the Audit Bureau of Circulations show that by the end of…

Thief Who Lost His Cell Phone Soon to Gain a Cellmate

Losing your cell phone is not a crime. If it was, we’d all be locked up! But if you lose your cell phone at a crime scene — say, a strong-arm robbery — well, then you might have some trouble. Right, Scano?Scano Conrade Sinclair is a 28-year-old man from Miramar…

Is Lake Worth Mayoral Candidate a Dolphin Trafficker?

It’s not unusual for politicians to want to hide controversial details of their lives: adulterous affairs, DUI arrests, bankruptcies. Leave to the reliably kooky city of Lake Worth to have this week’s most interesting political scandal: rivals of mayoral candidate Rene Varela — a marine mammal veterinarian — say that…

Censure for Sylvia Poitier?

Remember last week’s ridiculous video of the Deerfield Beach Commission in action? It appears Vice Mayor Sylvia Poitier has exhausted the patience of a colleague or two, because we have confirmed that at least one commissioner is exploring the possibility of censuring Poitier.It would be a risky move. Poitier’s liable…

Miami Herald Comment Board Bans Commissioner’s Name

The Miami Herald’s comment boards appear to be a bit censor-crazy. For instance, Hallandale blogger David Bruce Smith this weekend tried to post a Herald story regarding the silly photograph taken of Heat player Michael Beasley on a boat chartered by the team. Let Smith tell you what happened: I originally…

From Big Brother to the Big House

I wonder if Big Brother winner and Delray Beach resident Adam Jasinski was dipping into his stash of pills prior to the interview above, ’cause he sure does look slightly skeeted to me. Oh, and Mr. Jasinski, you really aren’t “smarter than you look” — hence the $1 million in…

Is Delray Native the Next Wide Receiver Diva?

You’re the hometown boy, David Clowney, so we want to root for you — even though you play for the Jets. But why do you have to make it so hard?This month, Clowney has sparked controversy by complaining about coaching decisions in Twitter posts. Not a wise move for a…

Pregnant Egyptian Curs Join Long List of Florida’s Unemployed

Carole Chapuis says the $5,000 and endless hours she spent trying to rescue five half-feral dogs in the Egyptian desert was no publicity stunt. “It was two months of living hell,” she said by phone Friday, describing her ordeal. “I was on the phone with the Egyptian rescue at 2…

Holocaust-Denier to Give Speech in West Palm

Tonight at 7, at a still undisclosed location in West Palm Beach, British author David Irving, much loved among white nationalists, will be giving a speech on Nazi history and signing copies of his book, Banged Up: Survival as a Political Prisoner in the 21st Century Europe.Seems that Irving is…

The Dolphins: What Went Wrong

I don’t write a lot about sports on here, but I went to the Dolphins game yesterday with my 14-year-old son, who happens to be a raving Saints fan. I know you’re thinking that I must be a terrible father, but there really wasn’t anything I could do. I’m just…

Waiting for Swine Flu Vaccine? Just Skip It.

In what may come to be called the Great Swine Flu Fuck-Up, local health officials have vaccinated thousands of schoolkids this year with the regular seasonal flu nasal mist — a vaccination which unfortunately promises to protect them not at all. The seasonal flu vaccine purportedly protects against three viral…

Sunday Post: A Look at the Lobbyists’ Playbook

Lobbyists in Broward County are more than just people trying to sell politicians on their clients. For elected officials, they are “friends,” golf partners, travel mates, confidantes, and touchstones. And on top of all that, lobbyists get politicians a ton of campaign money and sometimes hire their relatives.  Now that…

Kiwanis Club Cancels Expulsion Hearing for Candidate

Kiwanis Club President Joel Davidson canceled the “expulsion” hearing for City Commission candidate Patti Lynn. Yet Davidson promises to reschedule “in the near future.”   Davidson, a campaign volunteer for Lynn’s opponent, wrote that he was canceling the meeting because Lynn couldn’t attend. (Of course it had nothing to do with the exposure of the club’s…