Tucker Max Movie: The Only Comedy Comes From the Reviews

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell arrives in Boca Raton this weekend, the site of the original inspiration of the book that became the movie. What are the critics saying about the magnum opus of Tucker Max, our local frat boy made good?Let’s start with our own Village Voice…

Up in Smoke: Deputies Bust Semi Full of Pot

In a plot that might have been cooked up by Cheech and Chong, a Hialeah man and his uncle have been arrested for taking a road trip from Texas to South Florida in a semi truck packed with 230 pounds of hash. The drive ended just short of its goal,…

Broward-Palm Beach Fall Arts Preview

Below, New Times offers up a glimpse of the upcoming arts season with previews from our reviewers.  “Off the Needle”Now through October 10 at the Bear and Bird Boutique + Gallery, 4566 N. University Drive, Lauderhill. Call 954-748-0181, or visit tatescomics.com.You’ve spent hours in the chair listening to the buzz…

Could it Be? A Hospital Board Member Itching for Ethics Reform?

Since May, this blog has turned up allegations of ethical misconduct by five of the seven commissioners who rule the North Broward Hospital District. That leaves just two — Dan Gordon and Rhonda Calhoun. And at last Wednesday’s meeting, when nary a member of the South Florida media was there…

Update: Palm Beach Playboy Papalexis Gets Life for Murder

Less than a year after he was escorted from Fire Rock Pizza in downtown West Palm Beach in handcuffs by Federal Marshals, 36-year-old Thanos Papalexis has been handed a life sentence today for murder by a British court. A London jury dealt Paplexis a guilty verdict on September 4 for…

Maureen Dinnen: What School Board Corruption?

Broward County School Board Chairwoman Maureen Dinnen and Superintendent James Notter sent an email to all district employees regarding the stunning federal investigation and arrest of Beverly Gallagher. And what they said can boiled down to two words: “Rah rah.” Here’s the text of the email:  Dear District Employees, Reporters…

UPDATING: Crist Ally Mendelsohn Busted

Well, another Pulp exclusive has come to fruition: Hollywood ophthalmologist, Republican Party money man and former Charlie Crist advisor Alan Mendelsohn was federally charged today with fraud in connection to the Mutual Benefits case. You read about Mendelsohn’s involvement here for the first time in March and it seems that he the…

Town of Palm Beach Begs Residents: Stop Guzzling H2O

Residents and businesses on the island of Palm Beach got a harsh green lesson this week when they were invited to the first of three water conservation “workshops” on Monday, to discuss a dirty little secret that many have known but few have talked of openly: the town is guzzling…

Phylling In The Details on the FBI Party

I was a little cagey yesterday, so I might as well spill. Phyllis Hope was at the FBI “party” on December 10, which was floating on the Intracoastal in a regal yacht. She was invited by Beverly Gallagher after undercover agents asked her to invite “influential persons” for the extravagant…

It’s A Wonder You Still Know How To Breathe

So last night I put up my favorite Bob Dylan song of the moment. Here’s my favorite of all time. I don’t think he knew he was writing about Broward County. It’s an amazing live version from the Rolling Thunder Revue in Fort Collins in 1976, a year that, for absurd contrast, the…

[UPDATED] One Dead in Boynton Beach After Car Plunges Into Lake

This evening, Divers from the Boynton Beach Police Department pulled a passenger from a submerged vehicle at a lake near Miner Road, near Congress Avenue. The man, who has not been identified was transported to JFK, but according to the police statement, he has since died. It appears he was…

Hollywood Woman Voted Twice?!?

Quick! Someone find Milagros Serrano!  This article says she voted in upstate New York — even though she’s lived in Hollywood the last two years.The signature attributed to Serrano on the ballot looks nothing like her signature from a voter registration card filed several years ago at the Board of…

Magic LaserComb From Boca Zaps Critics

Not all white-coated doctor-y looking guys agree with the one in the video above as to the merits of the HairMax Lasercomb hair loss technology based in Boca Raton. In yesterday’s Wall Street Journal:”I think it is an expensive tool for very little difference,” says Amy McMichael, an associate professor…

Who Was The OTHER School Board Member Who Partied With The FBI?

In the federal complaint filed last week against Broward County School Board Member Beverly Gallagher, there’s an interesting note about a “party” held by undercover FBI agents this past December 10. The agents asked Gallagher to invite “influential persons” who could assist the undercover agents’ client in securing school board…

Monkey Importer Targeted by Animal Rights Extremists

It’s been almost 20 years since the notorious “Bangkok Six” incident, when investigators at a Thailand airport intercepted a crate marked “live birds,” only to find that it contained six tightly-packed endangered orangutans destined for Russia from Indonesia. Only two of the orangutans survived. A Miami primate dealer named Matthew…