Condo Lender Corus Bank Fails, Leaving Tao and Trump in Limbo

After a summer of dire predictions, Corus Bank’s failure late Friday was almost an after-thought. The Chicago-based bank gorged itself on condo loans during the real estate boom, then hemorrhaged cash as many of the projects it financed sat empty. But the bank’s demise has serious ramifications for condos in…

Town of Palm Beach is Sex Offender Ghetto — PENIS UPDATE

Look at a map of zones where sex offenders are allowed to live in Palm Beach and Broward counties, and the picture bears a creepy resemblance to old-style European ghettos. A Broward task force took up the problem in July and found that a new proposal to prohibit sex offenders…

Former Plantation Councilman Alleges “Political Assassination”

Well, Maj. Pat Roberts can’t claim to be an ethics crusader anymore. The veteran officer with the state’s Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco lost the moral high ground. Now he’s just another mercenary playing politics and looking to make a buck. Roberts, as you may recall, went on a…

Match Point Meltdown: Should Serena Get Anger Management Therapy?

That’s video from the tantrum that Serena Williams threw on Saturday to lose match point in the U.S. Open semifinals against Kim Clijsters. It was so compelling that it upstaged the feel-good story of Clijsters winning the title yesterday after two years away from competitive tennis following the birth of…

Your 912 Project Scavenger Hunt

[jump] From this, we have the Tea Party protests (where the other half of the country finally learned that government is bad, especially if it’s run by people with whom you disagree) and the under-reported upon 9-12 Project. Beck lists nine “principles” (they involve liking America and God and family and…

Juiced: A Week in One Gulp

Sample-sized appetite-whetters for the discriminating news consumer: Joyce Tarnow, the woman who ran an abortion clinic and ranted at Pompano Beach Commission meetings, has been missing from local media these last few years, but Juice unleashed the hounds, who found her cooped up in a remodeled cottage in Dixie County and still…

Car Crash Brings Suspicion of Teacher – Student Affair

The extramarital affair is a grown man’s game. Looks like beginner’s luck finally ran out for 19-year-old Christopher Peterson. In the South Florida Times, Elgin Jones reports that Peterson, who this past year was a student at Life Skills Center in Oakland Park, got into a fender bender on July…

“Living Martyr” Smokes Pot for God

You may have seen Daniel Rosenblit’s van cruising by the beach in Fort Lauderdale, or parked next to him as he preaches on the streets of Broward county. The large cargo van has the paradoxical phrase “Living Martyr” on the side. Recently Broward Sheriff’s deputies charged the Living Martyr, a…

Cops Pop Pompano Chop Shop

Childhood ambitions gone terribly awry: That’s the theme of today’s Broward Sheriff’s Office news release, which begins:An automotive engineering student who dreamed of someday building race cars was arrested this week by Broward Sheriff’s Office detectives for operating a chop shop in Pompano Beach. On Sept. 7, a BSO deputy…

The Emptiest Schools In Broward

Well, the school year is underway in earnest fashion. Not including charter schools, which have about 13,000 empty seats, there are about 20,000 empty seats in our regular public schools, according to the recently issued 10-day count numbers. So I decided to check out the most under-enrolled schools in Broward County…

NY Times Discovers Tao Ghost Towers in Sunrise

Did we mess up the bagels that badly? Did a reporter get mauled by an 85-year-old practicing parallel parking on I-95 last season? Why won’t the New York Times let South Florida suffer in peace?First, there was the video of a wrinkled Sunrise Lakes diva rapping about her health care…

Flak for State Utility Regulator Gets Grabby With Reporter

OK, so it’s not nearly as goofy as the WPLG video I mentioned in the Morning Juice, but this one has a better backstory. Cynthia Muir, a spokeswoman for the Public Services Commission, is already in hot water over sharing BlackBerry PINs with an FPL lobbyist — one of the…

Picture Tour of Terrorist Stops in Broward

Last night, ABC’s 20/20 aired a segment featuring an interview with Elie Assaad, the undercover operative who was working for the FBI to infiltrate a Miami-area mosque where agents believed terrorist plots were being hatched. In the interview (video hasn’t been posted yet), Assaad tells of being suspicious of 9/11…