Sun-Sentinel: Making People Dumber in the Name of Hits

The top click-getter on the Sun-Sentinel website yesterday was a headline asking: “Is Michael Jackson Still Alive at the Coroner’s Office?” Accompanying it is a video still of a figure standing outside a coroner’s van. ​I’m sure it doesn’t hurt for Stone to stroke the ego of the guy who puts him…

Whacking Day Comes to South Florida

 The day is upon us. Yes, every Simpsons fan knows Whacking Day started in 1924 as an excuse to beat up the Irish. And yes, technically Texas has had organized snake whacking for years. But now Florida’s bravest most cunning snake-hatingest citizens will descend upon the swamps of this state…

District 100 Drama: Is Love Behind the Race?

This is one of those stories that’s borderline, but it’s the buzz of the political underworld in Broward County and concerns one of the area’s more interesting political races, so I feel it should be told. Once.   ​It’s about the District 100 Florida House of Representatives race between incumbent Evan Jenne and…

Green is Color of the Summer for Local Criminals

Green may be the new buzzword in political and development circles. But green is also the new black for South Florida criminals when it comes to sartorial choices this summer. Fashion-forward scammers are tossing those dowdy stocking masks and dark T-shirts in favor of emerald baseball caps, grass-green getaway cars,…

Will Marlins Hat Capsize an Industry?

Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wide swath through All-Star Game rosters, ruining the game’s glamor? Could it be this popular website,…

Talking to the Most Famous Psychic in the World

[jump] James Randi disagrees completely, obviously. He offers $1 million to anyone who can prove their paranormal abilities in a testable setting. While Geller makes the argument that most people in the world believe in something supernatural (“Seven billion people can’t be wrong,” he told me), Randi is the leader…

Broward Commissioners Silent on Dragon Boats

Members of the dragon boat team fighting to keep practicing in West Lake Park finally made their pitch to the Broward County Commission this week. But they were met with resounding… silence. The commissioners, who allowed the Blazing Paddles to make a presentation at Tuesday’s meeting, listened and smiled while…

Abducted Woman Killed in Hollywood

Dominique Duval, the 23-year-old woman from Lauderhill who was allegedly abducted in Fort Lauderdale yesterday evening, was found shot late last night. She later died of a gunshot wound to the neck. From the release by Hollywood PD: On Wednesday, August 26, 2009, at approximately 11:20 p.m., detectives from Hollywood’s…

Palm Beach County Adolescence Inspires Supermodel’s New Cause

Christy Turlington turned 40 this year, and despite having spent a good portion of those years jet-setting to exotic locations, strutting down runways, and hanging with friends like Bono, the memories that have recently taken hold of her were formed 30 years ago in Palm Beach County, the last place…

Health-Care Ho Ron Klein Phones It In

Congressman Ron Klein held what I think was a somewhat disastrous “telephone town hall” on the health care issue yesterday. First it was on the telephone. Yes, your congressman literally phoned it in. This has incensed those Death Panel town hall crashers around here who wanted to scream and yell at Klein for a…

Armed Man in Rusty Mercedes Sought by Police

Fort Lauderdale Police are looking for the rusty Mercedes that 25-year-old Antoine Joseph allegedly used to kidnap an ex-girlfriend, Dominique Duval, 23, last night in north Fort Lauderdale. From Sgt. Frank Sousa’s news release: Preliminary investigation has revealed that the victim was leaving her place of employment when her ex-boyfriend,…

Letters From the Issue of August 27, 2009

Animal Lovers I was appalled to see an article about — and credibility given to — a tiny group of people who claim they want to legally have sex with animals (“Animal Instincts,” Thomas Francis, August 20)! Worse, they are trying to legitimize their cause by latching onto the gay…

A Monument to Waste

The Broward County School Board has driven the school district into near-bankruptcy by overbuilding by tens of thousands of seats that now sit empty. Part of the reason is that every board member has had a pet project that’s added to the hundreds of millions of dollars misspent. Board Member…

Zoophiles Forum Invites Inquisitive Visitors

The sidewalks of Broward and Palm Beach County are a little bit less explicit now that the New Times cover story about zoophiles I wrote for last week’s issue is to be replaced by this week’s issue. But before we leave that subject, which generated robust debate on this blog,…