Another Walt Disney Special (Courtesy Of The Hollywood PD)

Looks like Hollywood Police Ofc. Dewey Pressley did a little bit of Walt Disney in another DUI case. Pressley, the Hollywood officer who was caught on tape framing a woman for a car accident caused by a fellow cop, clearly lied under oath in a case involving a defendant named Steven Berglund. And, again, Pressley’s video cam in his…

UBS Case: Who’s Public Enemy No. 1?

A settlement between federal prosecutors and UBS, accused of helping America’s wealthy cheat Uncle Sam out of his taxes, appears likely to be struck tomorrow in Miami’s federal court. The deal — brokered through intense negotiations by diplomats — is not likely to produce the names of the approximately 52,000…

Fallout from Mayoral Snub Burning Noland

Somebody’s lying in Deerfield Beach. ​ ​– I’m afraid I may have jinxed the Marlins with a mention on Monday. Since then they’ve dropped two in a row to the lowly Nationals. But I’m not alone among South Florida media that may have failed the team. When I hear team broadcasters Tommy Hutton and Rich…

News Ways for Young Jews to Mate and Mingle

You’d think that South Florida, with one of the largest Jewish populations in the U.S., would be a mecca for young people looking to marry within the faith. How many times has your Bubbe tried to set you up with a nice young doctor whose great-aunt is her neighbor in…

Florida Falls From Daily Show‘s Top Spot After South Carolina Guy Shtups a Horse

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon – Thurs 11p / 10cThank You, South Carolina!www.thedailyshow.comDaily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorSpinal Tap PerformanceApparently, Florida has disappointed the staff of Comedy Central’s Daily Show with its failure to more consistently deliver bizarre and deeply disquieting news stories. On Monday’s show, Jon Stewart cited the…

A Caper That’s Genius for Its Simplicity

Jewel thieves tend to over-think the heist, often with disastrous results — as you might remember from Before the Devil Knows Your Dead. A thief who hit Galleria Mall yesterday did not make this mistake. He simply walked into Zales and… let’s let the Fort Lauderdale Police Department take it…

More Layoffs: Miami Herald To Cut 34 More Positions

Miami Herald Publisher David Landsberg sent a company-wide email this morning announcing that the company is laying off more employees, including some in the newsroom. In the email, Landsberg wrote: To all Herald employees: Today we are announcing reductions affecting 34 positions, part of our ongoing effort to weather the economic uncertainty that…

A Department Or a Demolition Derby?

Just as cats get nine lives, Hollywood Police officers get 9 wrecks. Or at least that appears the case with Officer Joel Francisco, who averaged almost one per year over an 11-year career, according to a review of his personnel file by the Sun-Sentinel.Francisco and his cohorts are going to…

UPDATED: City Worker Punished For Failing To ‘Acknowledge’ Mayor

A Deerfield Beach city employee has been suspended from work for failing to say hello to the mayor. It sounds like a joke but it’s true. On Monday, Deerfield maintenance worker Cassandra Moye was given notice by her supervisor, George Edmunds, the acting Director of the Parks and Recreation Department, that she…

There, I Fixed It: Or, What’s That Between Your Legs?

No doubt the web has largely become a collection of sites designed to help you waste time at work, and one of the best out there is Thereifixedit.com. It’s a collection of stuff fixed (poorly) by people who shouldn’t be fixing stuff. It was hard not to think of the…

Banned By The PGA: The Tiger Woods Fart

Look, I’m going to admit it right now: I DVR’d Tiger Woods’ fart. I was sitting there watching him about to pick up another Buick Open championship and he let one rip. Or he seemed to have let one rip. These things are often difficult to prove, as we all know, but…