The Longest Half-Hour in Television (But Ron Book Likes It)

I want my half hour back. Or was it an eternity? Because it seemed like an eternity. I’m talking about the time spent watching the talk show CountyLine on the Broward School Board-funded cable station BECON. I opined on BECON last week and my opinion hasn’t changed. BECON must die. The fact that…

Ferguson to Be Investigated for Ethics No-No

A law firm retained by Deerfield Beach to evaluate reports of ethics violations has opened an investigation into the conduct of the city’s vice mayor, Sylvia Ferguson — formerly Sylvia Poitier. But the same firm dismissed three other ethics complaints against Ferguson, saying they failed the “prima facie” standards set…

Time to Tune Your Bullshit Detector

What is it about the deaths of celebrities that brings out the worst in mankind? Broward residents got a gruesome look at this phenomenon after Anna Nicole Smith died. But the Michael Jackson case was bound to be an even bigger, more bizarre circus. So before it gets too topsy-turvy…

[Updated] Payday: Bernie Gets a Buck Fifty

It’s the day that Bernard Madoff gets to pay for his $65 billion sin. If you had money to invest — and here I’m assuming you’re not one of his victims — then would you invest it on a bet that today the convicted swindler gets a prison sentence of…

The Malnik Family’s Michael Jackson Photo Dump

Al Malnik is doing some serious spinning in the world press right now in regard to Michael Jackson. He’s been quoted in several publications about regarding his “friendship” with Jackson, saying that he’s godfather to the pop king’s youngest son, Blanket, and that, last Malnik knew, he was executor of his estate. Yesterday, Malnik’s wife, Nancy, executed a photo dump on…

At Fox News, Naughty Republicans Must Wear a Scarlet Letter

That’s a screen grab from Fox News’ recent coverage of disgraced Gov. Mark Sanford. Notice the single letter next to Sanford’s name: “D” as in Democrat.In fact, Sanford is a Republican. Now, I understand that typos happen — this blog being the exception to the rule. But this is an…

Trouble’s Her Middle Name: Vice Mayor Is a Woman in Distress

Deerfield Beach Vice Mayor Sylvia Ferguson (previously Poitier) may have had a financial interest in a nonprofit corporation for which she voted to award public funds. Acts of Sedition blogger Chaz Stevens has posted financial documents of the Westside Deerfield Businessmen Association that show the nonprofit owes Lionel Ferguson $74,000,…

Rough Weekend for International Athletes From Boca

Yesterday, just before leaving to represent the U.S. in its only appearance in the FIFA Confederations Cup, in Johannesburg, South Africa, Boca Raton native Jozy Altidore tweeted: “Do you believe? I know I do!!!”On Wednesday, the 19-year-old striker scored the first of the two goals (video above) that toppled the…

Rubio Wins the Week in GOP Senate Race

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the EconomyU.S. Senate candidate Marco Rubio scored two big endorsements this week, plus the criticism of from one of those Democrat-leaning MSNBC talking heads, which kinda counts as an endorsement. About 1:10 in the video above, Hardball host Chris Matthews…

Which Boca Resident Do You Want to Win Wimbledon?

With Roger Federer looming, Andy Roddick may be the only one of the three tennis players from Boca Raton who has a chance to win Wimbledon — and a slight one at that. Mardy Fish has looked better than his 28 ranking. But the real Cinderella is 21-year-old Jesse Levine,…

An Awful Father’s Day

Our condolences to the Forkey family of Boca Raton, which was planning to have a belated Father’s Day celebration this week. Kenneth Forkey was the passenger in a cab that crashed into an idling semitruck on the way to La Guardia International Airport. Forkey, 25, who lived in Manhattan and…

Cracked Cowboy

Former mega-smuggler Jon Roberts, who flooded Miami with $2 billion worth of cocaine in the ’80s, naps away his days in a quiet lakefront Hollywood home. But soon, if what he says is true, a book, a high-octane movie, and videogame contracts will again make him a player. But he…