Photo of the Week

A deer walking through the Rotenberger Wildlife Management Area in Southwestern Palm Beach County. According to the poster, the image is from a trail camera being used for wildlife research…

In Florida Politicians Always Travel Highway to the Danger Zone

Let’s interrupt this string of blogs about alleged corruption to un-allege some corruption. Specifically, Juice hereby calls for a period of media moderation following the binge of stories that would scandalize politicians for traveling. This is the kind of rant that deserves a soundtrack and some video, and the relevant…

Jimmy Buffett Writes the Worst Team Song Ever

The Miami Dolphins announced today that Dolphins Satdium will henceforth be known as LandShark Stadium. We won’t even get into the fact that the Marlins and the Dolphins play in that stadium, and Sharks eat both of those animals. (I bet if the Dolphins are 0-7 at home, they’ll change…

Gina Marie Marks Convicted!

that investigated and built the Organized Scheme to Defraud Case against Gina Marie Marks on behalf of the 5 women who were victimized in Broward County last year. I just wanted to give you an update. Based on the quality and strength of my investigation and the pressure that was…

Witness To An Execution

Not sure if that headline refers to Sun-Sentinel courtrs reporter Tonya Alanez getting lined up to view the potential state’s offing of John Marek (see this excellent JAABlog post for details) or the slow-motion assassination of the newspaper industry’s future. On the latter point, I give you retired Sun-Sentinel reporter Joe Kollin,…

A Wonderful Munchkin from Oz

I met Carroll during the 2008 spring training. While watching Albert Pujols and eating hot dogs, we sat in the sun and discussed how Judy Garland recruited him to Munchkinland, how his voice was the one screaming “Doorothee!” during the twister scene, and how much he enjoyed coming to Florida…

How to Make Your iPhone Get Down and Dirty

So maybe it wasn’t the best idea for a straight woman to experiment with Grindr, the new iPhone app that’s supposed to help gay guys hook up. I had my roommate (the only tech savvy person in my household) download it on her phone, and was disappointed to discover that…

LandShark: Oh God It’s Real

Sun-Sentinel Ted Hutton at the Sun-Sentinel shot this photo after a Marlins game — it’s the new LandShark Stadium logo on the big board. I’ve decided that I’ll never embrace this thing. Sharks and dolphins fucking hate each other, okay? What maniac would ever put Jaws and Flipper in the…

Statewide Tebow Crush Now Officially Creepy

Florida is utterly besotted with Florida Gators QB Tim Tebow. The latest demonstration is Tebow’s being appointed by Gov. Charlie Crist to co-chair the Council on Physical Fitness. It’s gotten so bad, that I defy you to get a perfect score on the True-False test below. Click on the link…

On Second Thought, Snowbird Slugger May Need Weston Home This Summer

Manny Ramirez, who slugs homers in the West when he’s not home in Weston, will get to spend some unexpected time enjoying his local digs. He’s reportedly tested positive for a banned substance and Major League Baseball is expected to announce his 50-game suspension today.The L.A. Dodger outfielder is rumored…

Nelson Helps Get Nord Nixed

If you’ve noticed that Sen. Bill Nelson has an extra spring in his step lately, it’s because this week his friends in the Obama administration flushed the agency chief who has long held the top spot on Nelson’s List of People to Fire. That would be Nancy Nord, who had…

ESPN Gets Inside Wellington Polo Horse Deaths

“It was like a plane crash, but with horses instead of people.” That’s the first quote in the fantastic E:60 segment on the polo horse deaths in Wellington last month. It started with two mares sick at the barn. Soon there were dead horses all over the place.  The Palm…

Do-Nothing Legislature Does Something

No kidding. We’ve got a deal for gambling! I’m not even inclined to be critical of its terms. Like a lot of other Floridians, I’m just so bloody sick of this issue drifting back and forth between possible and impossible. This was like teeing off on a par-five hole against…

A Secretive Slush Fund Has Big Plans in Sunrise

I have seen the future of the swampy western edge of Broward County. And if my vision is correct, the future holds a new “city” called Oz in the BankAtlantic Center’s parking lot. The terrible office and hotel development will creep into the Everglades and give Sunrise the distinction of…

In Hollywood: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems

No really, there’s money in Hollywood. It’s just that it’s concentrated on Hollywood Beach, where a Community Redevelopment Agency launched in 1997. In the years since, the agency has been flush with tax increment financing — all the tax money collected in its area beyond the base year 12 years…

It’s Unanimous: Florida Legislature Flunked

Sure, it’s unfair to focus entirely on what did not happen in a legislative session, and with all the economic troubles, this one was going to be grueling no matter what. But even grading against a curve of extremely low expectations this past session was a disgrace. Again and again,…

Follow the Green Brick Road: “Oz” Coming to Broward

You’ve probably never heard of the largest development planned in Broward County, but you’ve heard the name before: Oz.  The plan is to build something called the “City of Oz” on the BankAtlantic Center’s parking lot in Sunrise. Don’t know if they’ve hired a bunch of slightly disturbing dwarves for the grand opening or not…

Dragon Boaters Can Stay in Park — for Now

The Blazing Paddles dragon boat team won a temporary reprieve this morning in its quest to keep storing its boats and holding weekend practices at West Lake Park. The Broward County Parks and Recreation Advisory Board voted to recommend that the team stay in the park, at least until the…