Locals You Can Cheer (or Jeer) at the Super Bowl

Yeah, all the Florida football teams are done for the year, and when you watch the big game this weekend you’ll probably care more about the commercials than either team (unless you’re a gambler, like me, and the commercials just delay the inevitable sobbing and cursing and swearing never to…

Barbaro Youth-enized

Barabaro’s brother, Nicanor (above), will make his racing debut tomorrow at Gulfstream Park in Hallandale, exactly two years after the death of the horse that won the hearts of a nation. Or at least the sentimental half.It’s a good thing horses can’t understand the pressure of expectations… Can they?After the…

Down Goes Sansom

House Speaker Ray Sansom stepped down today. He’s the one who lobbied to win state funds for a college, which then gave him a $110,000 job — a chain of events that Sansom would have us believe were unrelated. Sansom has said he “welcomed” an investigation, which is good, because…

The Commission Strikes Back

So I got a call out of the blue from Broward County Commissioner John Rodstrom yesterday. “So you’ve resorted to name calling?” he asked me. He wasn’t mad. Rodstrom, think of him what you will, is usually pretty cool. “Yes,” I answered. “Yes, I have.” “Whores?” he asked. “And scurrilous…

Condo Vultures: “Bad Times Are Still Ahead”

Bal Harbour-based real estate consultancy Condo Vultures has crunched the numbers on 2008 sales of distressed housing stock in South Florida and — surprise, surprise — the picture is ugly. The average homeowner in the tri-county area had to slash their sale price by 43%, or $323,784, to unload a property. Here’s the lowdown for…

St. Thomas Aquinas: Screw It. We’ll Play NFL Now, Please

OK, I’m exaggerating a little. But are you telling me this team couldn’t have scored a couple touchdowns against the Detroit Lions? Next Wednesday is National Signing Day, which is to college football fans what Christmas is to 8-year-olds. It’s the day when high school seniors sign a letter of…

Wyman Going All Norman On Ritter

I’m on deadline and going to be giving some kind of talk about blogging this morning at Broward Community College’s “journalism bootcamp,” so I have little time for the Pulp.  So I’ll link you to Scott Wyman’s latest on Broward Mayor Stacy Ritter. It’s a good one. Basically he found…

Grand Old Puny: Republicans Feeling Blue

Not that it matters for another 22 months, but a recent in-depth state-by-state analysis of party affiliation by Gallup says Florida “leans Democrat.” The study included more than 18,000 interviews with Floridians and ultimately says that since 2002, the country has gone from mostly Republican to mostly Democrat. In fact, according…

Holocaust Denier Blessed by Pope, Cursed by S. Florida Jews

This week Pope Benedict XVI reinstated Bishop Richard Williamson after 20 years of excommunication from the Catholic Church. Williamson’ excommunicable offense was being consecrated without the Vatican’s consent (which sounds like some hardcore Da Vinci Code shit, right?) but the offense that’s caused an international uproar is Williamson’s denial that…

Pompano Dude Saves World from Killer Bees

Jason Soldini has been working in Animal Control for the city of Pompano Beach since 1996. On an average day he might pick up dogs, put down a raccoon, and scrape some roadkill off the street. In 2005 he recalls hearing the city’s meter readers routinely being attacked by giant…

Career Suicide by Chain Mail

We all have a co-worker and/or family member who hits “forward” on all those inspirational blurbs, collections of cute-and-cuddly photos, and supposedly humorous cartoons. Next time you receive one of these notes, hit “reply” and attach a link to this blog post, which tells the cautionary tale of Patricia Daniels…

Got a Boat? Join Lawsuit vs. Giant Oil Companies

In the past couple of years, boat owners Erick Kelesceny, John Egizi, and Todd Jessup kept on filling up their boats’ gas tanks like they always had, with unleaded fuel. What they didn’t realize was that, since at least 2006, the big oil companies had been taking a chemical called…

Jim Lewis Responds To The Pulp

So Fort Lauderdale lawyer Jim Lewis, who is running commission, contacted the Pulp about the post below wherein I criticize him for his role in the Gina Marie Marks saga. “A lot of people read this and man, it’s like you’re trying to kill my campaign,” he said. “I’m one of the…

The Broward County Commission Is A Nest Of Whores

I’ve decided to go with more blunt and truthful headlines … can you tell? The inspiration for this one is the passing of lobbyist Ron Book’s initiative to bring more money to the county’s bail bondsmen at the expense of our tax dollars. Book, who represents the bondsmen, has been working on the…

Developer Tibor Hollo Helped Build Miami

His thin, 81-year-old frame draped in a tan suit, his sharp eyes shaded by wraparound sunglasses, Tibor Hollo stands before a rusted fence bearing a spray-painted “No Trespassing” sign. Beyond the chainlink, strewn with weed-choked bottles and crushed cans, two of the finest acres in Miami stretch to the edge…

Stacy Ritter Hits Back At New Times

Stacy Ritter was interviewed on WFTL 850-AM this morning about the Mutual Benefits scandal — and she took the time to take a shot at the Pulp host. (Quotes were typed fast, so forgive a typo or two).   “The newspapers are in business to sell ink and if they don’t have anything…

This Blog Will Now Save Broward Schools a Few Million Bucks

Today’s Herald quotes Broward school officials who say that in this year’s budget talks, “everything is on the table.” That might mean fewer high school sporting events or no more bus rides to magnet schools. Or even cutting one class out of the students’ daily schedule. Desperate measures for desperate…