McCain Says Palin Is Like Reagan And Clinton

Slow news day, other than the U.S. Senate slapping lipstick on a pig named Bailout, so I thought I’d revert to my old standby, Sarah Palin. In the video below, John McCain argues with the Des Moines Register editorial board that Palin is qualified as all get-out to be president…

Former Football Star Charged With Rapes

A former Deerfield Beach star running back has been charged in a series of rapes dating back more than 20 years. Deputies say former Deerfield Beach and University of Illinois football star Steven Feagin is tied to four rapes, one of them committed in Pompano Beach last year and three…

P.I. Says Sgt. Chris Reyka Murder Case Is Solved

A private investigator working on behalf of a key witness in the much-publicized murder case of Broward County Sheriff’s Office Sgt. Chris Reyka says the case is solved and his killers are currently sitting in jail. Dan Riemer, a veteran local P.I., confirmed to me this afternoon that he has…

The Good Depression?

I know we’re all a little freaked out about the 777 point fall in the Dow, etc. But you had to see it coming. When America’s very land is pumped and dumped by the world’s titans of finance, it was inevitable. And there’s certainly more to come. I’ve come full-circle…

If Charlie Crist Were A Dog …

… he’d be a poodle. Just one of the observations John DeGroot brings with his latest offering. It needs no introduction, other than to say it’s about a Friday luncheon at the Riverside Hotel involving Gov. Charlie Crist and the Sun-Sentinel’s “dueling columnists,” Stephen Goldstein and Kingsley Guy. (Also, if…

Put The Brakes On The Bailout

I’ve been floundering a bit on this bailout plan. I know we need to do something — and something big — but what Congress is doing has too much of that Paulson stink all over it. It appears that it backstops the failing banks while it fails to make sure…

President Sarah Palin?

The first debate is in the books. Thought Barack Obama opened sort of weak but by the end completely owned John McCain. In a nutshell, Obama was big, McCain was small. I watched on CNN and kept an eye on the green Independent voter reaction line. Most of the debate,…

Bygone Bylines: The Miami Herald Story

The reporters and other newsroom employees up for the third round of buyouts will be notified of their fate this afternoon, according to sources. A total of 19 staffers are expected to get their final notices today. Among those on the list: Talk of the Town Columnist Joan Fleischman (a…

Bailout Is Vile But Necessary

Like John McCain, I’m no great expert on the economy, but I have this message for Congress: Make sure to use your leverage; demand that the government gets some on the back end in case of a recovery; see to it that executive packages are severely limited; negotiate in a…

Newsflash: Broward Prosecutors Get Pay Cut

From sources: State Attorney Michael Satz just called a staff meeting during which he told all the prosecutors that the SAO is working under a budgetary shortfall and that, rather than cut 20 jobs, all prosecutors in the office will lose nine days of pay over the next year. To…

Mayor Joy Cooper Blows Up

The following is from Hallandale Beach Blog regarding an apparent hissy fit by Hallandale Beach Mayor Joy Cooper at last night’s commission meeting. Cooper apparently stormed off the dais while arguing about the budget with Commissioner Keith London, whose voice was piped in on telephone. Unfortunately, the following is a…

‘Michael the Black Man’ Trashes Barack Obama

Michael the Black Man, as he calls himself, steps from a brand-new pearl-white Mercedes, ponytail neatly crimped and big black pupils lazily regarding the world after a Sunday spent yachting. Maybe money does buy respectability. Because he now appears far saner than he did two days ago, spewing Old Testament…

Cash for Trash

The view from the top stinks. That sweet, sulphuric stench that can come only from a 225-foot-high, mile-wide mound of garbage. At Sample and Powerline roads in Pompano Beach, this is Mount Trashmore, the tallest landform in South Florida, a monolothic monument to the region’s waste, which has been fermenting…

Packing a Tune

“Change” by David Packouz: David Packouz talks about nanotech the way 12-year-old girls talk about Zac Efron. In a great, fawning gush of words, he explains it will bring about a technological utopia on Earth. Humans, he says, will interface with computers, replace their bodies with machinery, and become immortal…

The People Person

Shortly after John McCain chose his running mate, state Rep. Ellyn Bogdanoff enlisted in the “Sarah Palin Truth Squad.” Don’t let the name fool you — it’s not about uncovering the truth regarding the Alaska governor. The group of Republican women was set up to counter “attacks” and “liberal smears”…

Beach Chic

When the Gallery at Beach Place opened ten years ago on A1A, it epitomized the “New Fort Lauderdale”: big chain stores and restaurants teaming up with expensive boutiques and corporate hotels to draw a higher class of tourist. Attached to the Beach Place Marriott, the commercial plaza replaced a few…

Obama May Have Just Won The Election

John McCain looks to have the political instincts of a drunken wombat. Postpone the debate because there’s a crisis? Look, he might be as earnest as all get out, but Bubba still gonna call him chickenshit. Obama just said all the right things and he just took the upper hand…

Bill Scherer Gearing Up For Electoral Rampage

Thanks to local attorney and fading GOP power player Bill Scherer, things look like they’re about to get very interesting in Broward County. Sources say Scherer is preparing two lawsuits aimed at pulling the veil from two of this election’s most controversial 527 committees involved in two of the most…

The Madness of Neighborhood Chatter

God bless the idea people at the Palm Beach Post. They’re trying like crazy to turn the newspaper’s website into the county’s water cooler, but it’s just not working. Remember Morning Brew? The idea there was to create a blog that was the equivalent of a morning radio show. They…

Hank Paulson’s Proposition

This offer just showed up in my email box. I don’t know, but I think it sounds sort of suspicious. Dear American: I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. I am Ministry of the Treasury of the…

More Punishment From Lee Abrams

I’m not even going to try to explain these think pieces from Tribune Co. innovationalist Lee Abrams any more, or break them down. Not sure why I’m sharing them here anymore, either, except to spread the misery. Seriously, am I missing something here? Anyhow, here’s Abrams’ latest screed to the…

RIP Doug Delp

Doug Delp, a former editor for the Miami Herald and helicopter pilot in Vietnam, died today. Delp, who was known simply as the Delper, was a long-time editor in the Herald’s Fort Lauderdale bureau before leaving in 1999 to work at Bankrate.com, where he was part of a team that…