Is Miami Herald Land Sale Inevitable?

In his column in Ocean Drive this month, Brett Sokol profiles developer David Edelstein, who was part of a group that in 2005 bought about 10 acres surrounding the Miami Herald for $190 million. It really does seem only a matter of time that the Herald relocates. Here’s a key…

Top Building Official Once A Thug

This here is a most interesting story in the Broward Times by Elgin Jones about a a top South Florida building official with criminal past. And not just any crime — like violent shit involving bomb threats and hired muscle. That’s James E. Sennello, the chief building official for the…

Herald Trounces Sentinel On Jenne — UPDATED AGAIN

The Miami Herald has broken several important stories about Broward Sheriff Ken Jenne’s downfall recently that Broward’s hometown newspaper has missed, briefed, and/or ignored. Namely, the Herald has documented how our good sheriff has robbed the taxpayers one last time by charging dubious lawyers’ fees to BSO. Specifically they learned…

Timoney Does His Michael Vick

Miami Police Chief John Timoney sent this letter to the Miami Herald apologizing to the city for his recent ethical transgressions. I’m tempted to do another translation, but suffice it to say the Pulp is not impressed with this conniving carpetbagging cornholer and hopes he very soon drives that Lexus…

Letters for August 30 to September 5, 2007

Jungle Jim Looking for a reason to forgive: Alas, there are many religious leaders and groups who have completely distanced themselves from Mayor Jim Naugle and his antigay diatribe (“C’mon, Get Happy!,” Deirdra Funcheon, August 23). As the spiritual leader of Congregation Etz Chaim, Florida’s only LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual,…

Lab Rats

George Theodore was not expecting me. Judging by his what’s-your-angle expression, this is not a pleasant surprise for the CEO of a Boca Raton company called University Lab Technologies. Before he will answer one of my questions, he has a few of his own. “Who are you?” is the first…

Return to Sender

First it was a mysterious journal; now it’s a trail of telling e-mails. Both strongly indicate that Broward County Commissioner Stacy Ritter has compromised her public office for her lobbyist/husband, Russ Klenet, choosing love and money over ethics. When Ritter was elected to the commission last November, her husband claimed…

Norm, Norm, and NORML

Lawyer and activist Norm Kent gets around. He made a flash in the news a few weeks ago, when Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle said that he felt most gay people were unhappy — and that he was basing that statement on his friend, Kent, whom he’s known for years…

A Quick Post On Fucker Carlson

It’s not so much that MSNBC conservative bitch boy Tucker Carlson admits to assaulting a gay guy in a Georgetown bathoom. It’s that he had to go get a friend to help him do it. What an incredible douche…

Weston School Gets Its MTV

It’s rare that a headline really pisses me off. This one did. The Queen of Mean strikes again. I remember writing a piece about her new prison digs when I was doing a fellowship at the Lexington Herald-Leader back in the day (I went out to the women’s prison and…

Jim Naugle Is A Punk

The Miami Herald’s Amy Sherman writes about the county commission kicking Mayor Mouth off the tourism board. Solid article but here’s a part I don’t get: “Commissioner Stacy Ritter said Grossman told her that a group that signed a deal to hold a conference at a resort that would have…

The Google And The Damage Done

Slate’s Jack Shafer criticizes New York Times ombudsman Clark Hoyt for writing about what he calls a non-issue: people complaining to newspapers about old negative stories about them on the Web that damage their reputations. Shafer complains that the topic doesn’t warrant a column (one could counter that Shafer’s complaint…

De La Cruz on Dogs, Frogs, and Chickens

Sun-Sentinel features columnist Ralph De La Cruz goes the Le Batard rout on the Michael Vick case, bringing up deer hunting and cockfighting. Like Le Batard’s column, it’s a bush league piece that meanders all over the place with half-baked ideas. Ultimately, he repudiates his own premise at the end…

The Michael Vick Mea Culpa

Here’s the text of Vick’s public statement, along with the translation of what he really meant: For most of my life, I’ve been a football player, not a public speaker, so, you know, I really don’t know, you know, how to say what I really want to say. You know,…

Black And White: The Michael Vick Story

Dan Le Batard is at his worst this morning, writing a load of BS about the “racial aspect” of the Michael Vick dogfighting case. Le Batard should stick to giggling on the radio rather than trying to tackle complex issues like race in America. He stumbles around, mentions O.J. Simpson,…

Odds and Trends

— It was almost like Tim Collie (who just won an NABJ award) and the Sun-Sentinel gave an answer to John DeGroot’s apocalyptic view of the population changes in this Sunday’s newspaper. Not that it was a pollyanna approach; the piece addresses issues involving sprawl, flight, and the lack of…

The Storey On Lohse

Most of ye in the media know that Sun-Sentinel TV reporter (whatever the hell that is) Raelin Storey recently jumped ship to the City of Hollywood to become its propag– … er, “media relations director.” Well, there’s grumblings amongst the H-town activist crowd about Director Storey already, seeing as how…

WPLG Calls For Naugle To Resign

Click here to read it. The news station picked the right issue to lead with: “Instead of implementing policies to combat health and safety threats such as AIDS, the mayor used his position to spread bigotry.” Well, they ain’t lying…

Mayor Naugle Interviewed By Hero, Bill O’Reilly

Last night, Mayor Mouth got some time on The Factor with Bill O’Reilly, who is one of Jim Naugle’s idols. Not surprisingly, it wasn’t exactly a hardball interview, nor was it fawning, though the title was spinned in favor of the Mouth: “Mayor working against gay behavior.” In the middle…

C’mon, Get Happy

Long after Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle made the comments that ignited the latest and strongest backlash against his mayoralty and long after he’d had time to reconsider, apologize, or just soften the remarks, Naugle, speaking to New Times last week, would have none of it. Or rather, he seemed…

Wise Blood

You don’t have to have a tattoo to enjoy the South Florida Tattoo Expo, but it probably helps. To the question “Got ink?” the Night Rider raises her ballpoint. But to the tattooed, it’s not a joke: first ink is a rite of passage. So there at the Deerfield Hilton…