Herman Cain “Won” the Debate, Sure — but How Does His Pizza Taste?

Former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and current Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has been hailed in the media as the winner of Tuesday night’s debate — and as a likely frontrunner for the candidacy — because he does nothing more than say “nine-nine-nine” and talk about “pivoting off the tax code.”…

Kenneth Martin Sarsony Identified by Ocala Cops as the Serial Pooper

The cops caught the crapper — Ocala police say 23-year-old Kenneth Martin Sarsony is the man they believe pooped outside a middle-school classroom on four occasions.The incidents started on September 6, when someone reported feces outside the door of classroom 469 at Fort King Middle School in Ocala.On September 14,…

Joseph Wilson Was Arrested on Thursday… for the 100th Time

If you ever need to find 50-year-old Joseph Wilson, check the jails first — he’s actually in the St. Lucie County jail right now, marking his 100th trip to the slammer.According to the Port St. Lucie Police Department, a security guard from a Bealls department store called the cops Thursday…

Palm Beach County Serial Rapist Attacks Victim Number Five, Police Say

The “very violent” man suspected of raping women for more than two years has recorded his fifth attack, the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office believes.Investigators have connected the September 23 sexual assault of a 22-year-old to their suspected rapist, marking the second assault linked to the rapist in Lake Worth…

Florida Attorney General’s Office Investigates 411-PAIN

Florida’s attorney general is investigating the 1-800-411-PAIN Referral Service, looking into allegations of “deceptive and misleading advertising” that echo the complaints made in a civil lawsuit filed against the Lauderdale Lakes company last year. 411-PAIN — whose billboards, TV commercials, and radio ads are tough to miss in South Florida –…

Casey Anthony Jailhouse Video Released, and It’s a Letdown

The long-anticipated Casey Anthony jailhouse video — which was deemed too “inflammatory” to be released before her trial was over — has finally been released by the Orange County State Attorney’s Office.Now, this highly controversial tape shows Anthony hearing reports that the remains of her daughter, Caylee, had been found…

Manny Ramirez Formally Charged With Domestic Violence

The Broward State Attorney’s Office announced yesterday that Manny Ramirez — former World Series MVP and MLB drug-test failure extraordinaire — has been formally charged with domestic violence in the alleged September smacking of his wife.According to the Broward Sheriff’s Office, Ramirez’s wife called the cops around 4:30 p.m. on…