Humbling Wisdom, Courtesy of Harry

Harry’s Banana Farm has been dispensing billboard wisdom for years, commenting on everything from Toyota’s safety scandals to corruption among Palm Beach County commissioners. The Lake Worth bar is famous for its pithy commentary — that, and the Penthouse designation as one of the sleaziest bars in America. But this…

New Video: Rothstein Introduces McCain

New video of Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein introducing John McCain and Charlie Crist at a pair of fundraisers, the latter on May 20, 2008, at his side. It was dug up by McCain’s opponent in the Senate primary race, J.D. Hayworth. You can read Hayworth’s press release after the jump…

This Is How a “Great American” Arrives to a Campaign Event

Al Gore can have the electric cars. Allen West prefers a gas-guzzling, tricked-out hot rod with a deafening engine and a paint job that advertises a Higher Purpose — in this case, the cause of POW-MIA soldiers.”God bless America!” cries out an observer, overwhelmed by this patriotic scene in the…

Deerfield Beach’s 2010 Mango Festival: How a Disaster Blew Up

Once upon a time, the Mango Festival was a signature event for the city of Deerfield Beach. At its pinnacle in 2005, performers like R&B legend Keith Sweat graced the stage, and a whopping 60,000 attendees strolled through the gates. But times have changed. At the 2010 Mango Festival, which…

A Miracle Peanut Butter Could End Malnutrition in Haiti

In Cap Haitien, Haiti, everyone rises with the roosters, and by 8 a.m. the unpaved streets outside Hospital Justinien are jammed. Taxicabs and pickup trucks, some painted with religious slogans and turned into makeshift buses called tap-taps, jostle for space on the narrow thoroughfares, dodging potholes and negotiating chaotic corners…

An Immigrant’s Heart

It began as a cold that Julia Amparo-Alvarado couldn’t seem to shake. One January night in 2003 when her boss called, asking her to come in for a night shift of janitorial work at the Brooklyn Con Ed building, Julia protested, complaining of a fever. But with an eight-year-old son…

On the Eve of the Florida Bong Ban, Local Head Shops Hang Loose

After months of public debate, legislation, a lawsuit, and the outgoing governor’s stamp of approval, the Florida ban on bong sales takes effect tomorrow. So you’d guess every head shop in the state would be having huge blowout sales today, right?Not so much. It seems the smoke hasn’t completely cleared…

Audio: Judge Seidlin Flees Paul and Young Ron Show

All of us in Broward County who know what a bad joke Judge Larry Seidlin really is have had to watch him hawking his unconscionable book about the Anna Nicole Smith case and his new proposed “Psychic Judge” TV show all week on national news shows. They let the huckster…

High Stakes Poker Comes to South Florida

Six years ago, if you wanted to play poker in a casino in Florida, you were playing small-stakes limit poker. Each bet was $2 to $4, and unless you only had a few bucks left, you never said the words “all in.” Then the state adopted no-limit Texas Hold ‘Em,…

Sue Gunzburger Ensnared by Corruption Probe

The Broward Sheriff’s Office is getting mighty ambitious with its corruption investigation. The Sun-Sentinel is reporting that County Commissioner Sue Gunzburger is a target of agency investigators who are looking at deals that her husband’s company made with Broward ten years ago. That husband, Gerry Gunzburger, has been dead for…

Top Five Ways to Woo LeBron: Make Miami Feel Like Cleveland

Although the rumors swirling about LeBron James joining a dream team Heat lineup may be absurdly wishful thinking, it never hurts to do some practical planning. The King, who grew up in Akron, Ohio, will not leave his hometown Cleveland Cavaliers on a whim. To many Clevelanders, he’s considered as…

The Daily LeBron: It’s a Complete Clusterf&$#

Twelve more hours till the stroke of midnight signals a feeding frenzy of NBA execs. They all want LeBron James. And if not him, then Dwyane Wade. And if not him, then Chris Bosh. And on and on. As if it’s not already complicated enough, another megastar, Carmelo Anthony, may…

Deerfield City Manager: Don’t Blame Mango Meltdown on Us

Since last week, Deerfield Beach city officials have been trying to debunk a storyline being advanced by embattled Commissioner Sylvia Poiter, who insists that the city is to blame for the failure of the June 19-20 Mango Festival, not her nor her fellow festival organizers.But every time the city has…

Could Hallandale Beach Ban Pet Stores?

There are as many as four million animals put down in shelters every year in this country, according to estimates by the Humane Society of the United States. The problem is particularly bad in South Florida, where the recession has left many families unable to take care of the family…

George LeMieux Claims Credit for Skimmers Going to Gulf

Sen. George LeMieux will call off his hunger strike, or sit-in, or whatever he was planning to do next if Barack Obama didn’t send more skimmers to the Gulf of Mexico. Nobody knows whether LeMieux’s highly misleading rants about the need for skimmers had anything to do with the Obama…

Morning Juice: Good News on Palm Beach Property Values, Broward FCATs

The news in Palm Beach and Broward counties this Wednesday morning:Hollywood has a new Community Redevelopment Agency director (again). The brave soul is Charlotte Burnett, former director of corporate affairs and legal counsel for the West Palm Beach Housing Authority. She’s upbeat, but then let’s see if that lasts through…