U.S. Military Deserters No Longer Find Solace in Canada

Just five feet tall, with a baby strapped to her chest and a soft, faltering voice, Kim Rivera is anything but soldierly. Yet two years ago, she was a private in the War on Terror, guarding a gate with an M4 rifle and frisking Iraqi civilians at a base in…

Dems Can’t Dis

Man, what a lame crop of Rush Limbaugh insults the national Democrats have selected as their finalists in the West Palm Beach billboard of hate campaign. “Americans Didn’t Vote for a Rush to Failure”Limbaugh will just say, “Well, a vote for Obama was the quickest way to failure, so technically…

Flashy Florida Attorney Defends Former Detroit Mayor

Stuart-based attorney Willie Gary (pictured above with his wife) is not shy. On his website, he boasts of his three “posh waterfront offices” and his 32-passenger custom-designed Boeing 737, “appropriately named ‘Wings of Justice II.'”  When he posed for a Miami Herald photo, Gary flashed a giant diamond ring. And…

The Email That Started the Investigation in Deerfield Beach

I still haven’t heard back from Deerfield Beach City Manager Michael Mahaney, but his office just emailed a copy of the message that apparently was the basis for an investigation into whether the city’s firefighters played an improper role in the recently wrapped election.The author of the note is Deerfield…

Miami Herald Cuts 175 Jobs, About 50 In Newsroom

When I wrote about the plight of the newspapers in South Florida back in December, I asked Miami Herald Executive Editor Anders Gyllenhaal if there would be more layoffs. “I just don’t see that happening,” he told me. Well, he’s seeing it happen today. The Miami Herald is reporting the much-anticipated job…

New Mayor of Deerfield Beach… and Already a Scandal

Not 24 hours after Peggy Noland won the Deerfield Beach mayoral race, she’s already got a scandal on her hands. And no, I’m not talking about her son’s election eve arrest on charges of stealing campaign signs of other mayoral candidates. Guess that should be “scandals,” plural.Multiple sources tell Juice…

South Florida Baseball Fans, Prepare to Go Dutch

You probably aren’t a huge fan of the Dominican Republic baseball team. I know because you wouldn’t be reading this–your eyes would still be far too teary to stare at a blog. ESPN is reporting that hundreds of D.R. fans had already purchased plane tickets to Miami and tickets to the second…

They Steal And Slaughter Horses, Don’t They?

Ivonne Rodriguez, of Miami, has a very disturbing story that indicates an unforeseen consequence of this deep recession: She says her beloved horse, Geronimo, was stolen and slaughtered in a field for its meat. The Wanch Waggler blog in Southwest Ranches picked up Ivonne’s story and reported that such incidents, at least…

A South Florida Deserter Finds a Cold Reception in Canada

When he answered my phone call, Aslan Lamarche speaks in a  voice that’s shaky, nervous. He’s slow to speak and takes long pauses until he’s sure he knows the voice on the other end. Lamarche knows that any call — especially one from a number inside the United States –…

John Holland’s Swan Song

— John Holland this morning gives us a fairly in-depth look at Mutual Benefits’ Colombian drug cartel connections. My favorite line: “The court records don’t make clear whether Mutual Benefits was an active participant in the money laundering or a pawn.”  Joel Steinger is nobody’s pawn. He’s a pawnmaker. He’s a lifetime…

Voters Done Pretty Good Tonight

Hey, no pending felons were elected by the voters. In South Florida, that’s called progress. Let’s run this mf-er down: Davie: Tom Truex lost because Davie voters don’t want developers to mess up the nature of the town with The Commons. I called Judy Paul as the winner two weeks ago based on a Truex…

Liveblogging the Muni Election

8:31 Welcome to the Juice muni elections liveblog. I will be doing the play-by-play. At my left is the color commentator, a highly flatulent greyhound who somehow managed to cast a ballot (for Al Capellini, natch) and has been flaunting her “My Vote Counted” sticker to all the other mutts…

TONIGHT: Live-blogging the Muni Election Returns

Oh, it’s mighty tempting to go cruise the election night party circuit, but I’ve learned the hard way that venturing more than 50 feet away from my laptop causes some news bomb to go off. So I’ll be here, tonight, liveblogging the election returns. Polls close at 7, so check…

Salesman Can’t Quite Outsmart the TV News

Your favorite, gun-toting, suspended Miramar commish, Fitzroy Salesman, woke early this morning to cast his vote without the television cameras. That plan didn’t quite work.Much to the chagrin of those reporters, Salesman did not whip out a gun and tell them to “back the fuck off.” Last week, a mistrial…

Lee Abrams’ Dream Show Involves Gravy Stains

In his latest think piece, Tribune Co. Chief Innovation Officer Lee Abrams describes his idea for a TV news crime show: During the newscast you “switch” to the WXXX Crime Bureau. There you have an ex- cop type whose “seen it all”—rough at the edges. Gravy stains on his shirt. It’s…

D-Wade Makes Buzzer His Bitch

The first time came at the end of the first half. Then again to tie the game at the end of regulation. Then, after he stole the ball from John Salmons with three seconds left in the second overtime, Wade hit a running three as time expired to give “El…