Earlier today, we told you about how the Miami Dolphins were going to throw their hat in the ring to bid for Super Bowl 52 in 2018. Well, not so much anymore. It looks like the NFL has officially not invited the Dolphins to bid to host the big game,…
Fresh off their preseason victory over the Atlanta Hawks on Monday night, the Miami Heat is busy today shooting footage for its pregame introductions. And, as it has always been, it looks like it’s going to be filled with a lot of smoke, a lot of screaming, and a lot…
Fresh off their defeat in trying to get public funds to renovate their stadium, the Miami Dolphins are planning to throw their hat into the ring and bid for the 2018 Super Bowl. It’s that kind of up and attem! attitude that’s made this football franchise the perpetual 7-9 denizens…
Former Miami Dolphin running back Larry Johnson is now a DJ at Tootsie’s. Well, he was a Miami Dolphin for a preseason and really made his name as a Kansas City Chief. But still. The point is, he’s now a DJ at Tootsie’s, the same place where Aaron Hernandez reportedly…
The Miami Dolphins’ late-game rally on Sunday fell short when kicker Caleb Sturgis’ effort waffled wide left, handing the Fins their second consecutive loss, dropping them to 3-2 on the season. It was a bitter loss, leaving that all-too-familiar taste of defeat in Dolphins fans’ mouths (tastes like chicken shit!)…
Michael Jordan was interviewed about which of today’s players could take him one-on-one in his prime, and he answered by showing what a salty, bitter old man he’s become. Namely, he took yet another shot at LeBron James — the one guy who is a legitimate threat to overtake MJ…
The Miami Marlins ended what was an otherwise historically horrendous season in the craziest, most improbable way imaginable: with a walk-off no hitter. Pitcher Henderson Alvarez threw his first career no-hitter. But, because these are the Marlins, it couldn’t be just your run-of-the-mill no-hitter. No, this one was almost blown…
The Florida Panthers officially have a new owner: New York businessman and bazillionare, Vincent Viola. The Associated Press is reporting that the Panthers have been sold for $240 million by Cliff Viner and Sunrise Sports & Entertainment to a group led by Viola. The team has yet to officially announce…
Could we see LeBron James wearing “COBRADICK” on the back of his jersey this season? Probably no! But, “KING JAMES” is a real possibility. The NBA is reportedly considering allowing the Miami Heat and the Brooklyn Nets to wear player nickname uniforms in at least one of their head-to-head matchups…
Your Miami Dolphins have exploded the collective assholes of the entire NFL by shooting out of the gate 3-0. Ryan Tannehill led the Fins to the 27-23 last-second victory against the Atlanta Falcons in what, at this point, has been the most exciting win in the Joe Philbin era. So…
The Heat’s Birdman was a victim of a double catfish. Before becoming a local icon and helping the Miami Heat win its second-consecutive NBA championship, Chris “Birdman” Andersen played for the Denver Nuggets. And it was while he was with the Nuggets that Andersen was caught up in speculation about…
Maybe it’s because it was in the middle of a weekday afternoon. Or there’s the fact that the Florida Panthers will likely have a profoundly terrible season this year. Not to mention this is South Florida. And there’s little redemption for hockey fans here. A fact clearly on display Monday…
In probably what is the least shocking news in the history of everything, former Chicago Bull and current TNT NBA analyst Steve Kerr says that the Miami Heat will fall short of a three-peat in 2014. In fact, he goes on to say that not only will the Heat not…
So it’s come down to this for Tim Tebow. A Russian pro football team is reportedly offering the former Florida Gator star turned failed NFL experiment Tim Tebow $1 million for two games. And Tebow is said to be interested. Also, yes, there’s such a thing as Russian pro football,…
The Miami Dolphins went into Indianapolis and defeated the Colts 24-20 on Sunday. The Fins have started the season 2-0, and on the road, no less. This is something they haven’t done since 2010, when they started that season by winning at Buffalo and then Minnesota. Sure, they inevitably ended…
Celebrity tweets can be an incoherent mess, or they can be 140 characters of dull insipid nothingness. This is especially true for pro athletes, most of whom hold their personalities in check and never venture outside their comfort zones to show their human side. Most pro athlete tweets are horrible…
Wedding bells, tearful vows, big-ass diamonds, white doves, Beyoncé, etc: It was a big weekend for King James in San Diego, where he tied the knot with longtime gal pal and the mother of his two kids, Savannah Brinson. All the gossip sites online are going code red with happy…
Miami Marlins rookie phenom, pitcher Jose Fernandez, is awesome. He’s arguably the most dominant pitcher of the season, is a Cuban immigrant, is gregarious, humble, young and, best of all, a total badass. Whether he’s mowing down opposing batters with his filthy stuff, or hitting homeruns off the hated Braves…
On September 2, 64-year-old Diana Nyad — who started swimming as a seventh-grader growing up in Fort Lauderdale — completed her lifetime goal of swimming from Cuba to Florida without a shark cage. It was a goal she had attempted and failed four times prior. She made headlines around the…
The Miami Dolphins faced the Browns to open the NFL season on Sunday and proceeded to hand the city of Cleveland more misery by taking the 23-10 win. It was a helluva way to start the season. A win is a rare things around these parts — particularly an opening-weekend…
Ah. Gators fans. They smell. They’re loud. They drink cheap beer. They love to wear jorts. They love mullets. And they’re set to invade Sun Life Stadium for the big showdown with the Hurricanes on Saturday afternoon like an orange STD, infecting every crevice of South Florida like a horde…
In case you haven’t heard, the Miami Heat’s Udonis Haslem recently tied the knot with his college sweetheart, Faith Rein. The New York Times released a heartfelt wedding announcement on the couple, chronicling their relationship from when before Udonis made it to the big time and became the Minister of…
