The NFL Draft is tonight. And all the experts and pundits and analysts have weighed in on what exactly the Miami Dolphins will do with their 12th overall pick (earned by the blood, sweat, and tears of yet another 7-9 finish). And the consensus is… the Dolphins will be selecting…
The Milwaukee Bucks proved to be a feisty bunch as they tried to even their best-of-seven series with the Miami Heat on Tuesday night. Even with Brandon Jennings and Monta Ellis struggling for most of the game, Ersan Ilyasova, Larry Sanders, and Luc Mbah a Moute proved to be just…
After weeks of speculation and Twitter leaks and rumors and hearsay, it looks like the Miami Dolphins’ new logo and uniforms have finally, for real this time, been leaked. See also: -New Miami Dolphins Logo Might Have Been Leaked for Real This Time, Maybe -New Miami Dolphins Logo: The Best…
The fine folks at Borscht have long been working on a Chris Bosh animated film that can be described only as “SERIOUSLY TRIPPING BALLS.” And it’s finally here. The Adventures of Christopher Bosh in the Multiverse features an animated Bosh and his misadventures through several dimensions and features music by…
While the Miami Heat has won 110-87 and taken a 1-0 series lead over the Milwaukee Bucks in the first round of the NBA Playoffs, it’s pretty safe to say this one was over before it began. Not just the game. The whole damned series. This Heat team and, more…
Here we go, Heat fans.Now that the regular season is over, and the Miami Heat competed a team-best 66-win season, and all the media-myth created nonsense about LeBron James being a choker is over and done with, and all the media-myth created nonsense about Heat fans being the worst fanbase…
Miami Dolphins owner Stephen “Chad Henne Is The Next Dan Marino” Ross is bringing an international soccer tournament to South Florida which is kind of like the World Cup, but not at all like it in the least. Ross is expected to announce that South Florida will host matches for…
With the 2013 NBA playoffs a mere week away, it’s time to see what LeBron James will be wearing as he prepares to obliterate defenders and defend his and the Heat’s crown as Biggest Badasses in All the Land (or, as most would call it, NBA Finals Champions). With that,…
With the national media crowning the New York Knicks the 2013 NBA Finals Champions this past week, it was easy to forget that the Miami Heat are on the verge of breaking the all-time franchise win mark and clinching homecourt advantage throughout the playoffs. It’s also easy to forget that…
As LeBron James has plowed through the league in a Heat uniform, laying waste to NBA teams and haters since arriving in the summer of 2010, one nagging “report” has continued to nag at the center of it all: LeBron might opt out of his 2014 Miami Heat contract and…
I’ll say it: Soccer is the sport with the hottest athletes. (Is my U.S. citizenship revoked yet?) It’s true. They’re fit without looking like a bank vault. They don’t chew tobacco. They don’t chase people with chainsaws. Maybe it’s all that quality time with mom in the minivan instead of…
While Chris Bosh was out celebrating his 29th birthday with a massive elephant cake and a live-tweeting camel, someone was busy ransacking his home of $340,000 worth of jewels, watches and other valuables. The burglar was pretty selective of what to take, including rings and purses, according to Miami Beach…
Prior to Sunday’s big-time-holy-crap-it’s-maybe-a-possible-NBA-Finals-preview game against the mighty San Antonio Spurs, Miami Heat Head Coach Erik Spoelstra announced that the team would be without LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Mario Chalmers. All three were apparently dinged up and in need of rest. So the Heat was forced to go out…
It looks like the University of Miami has enough already with the NCAA’s shenanigans and will be formally filing a motion to have the NCAA’s case against them dismissed. According to CBS.com, the motion will account for “recent revelations that the use of attorney Maria Elena Perez was beyond the…
Tiger Woods has been kicking ass in golf again lately, and yada yada yada he and new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn (she’s a skier!) are on the latest cover of US Weekly which features one of their not-at-all-awkward Facebook photos. See also: -Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Make Relationship Official Via…
The Miami Heat’s epic run at the all-time NBA winning streak came to an end in Chicago on Wednesday night.And while the HATERZ and media and other various forms of troglodytic internet dwellers are celebrating a regular-season loss that is essentially as meaningless as their lives today, Heat fans are…
Last night, the Chicago Bulls finally got revenge for the 1996 game in which a depleted Miami Heat team beat Michael Jordan’s 72-win team 113-104 by ending the 2013 Heat’s chase for the all-time NBA winning streak. With no Derrick Rose or Joakim Noah, the short-handed Bulls came out swinging…
Earlier in the day, we told you about how NFL.com might have accidentally leaked the new Miami Dolphins logo. The website eventually removed the logo and replaced it with the old one. But, then on Wednesday afternoon, a seemingly befuddled Dolphins CEO Mike Dee confirmed that, yes, the logo that…
Turns out the brand-spanking-new Miami Dolphins logo that was supposedly leaked back on March 18 — this one — isn’t the actual brand-spanking-new Miami Dolphins logo. However, another logo was leaked after that — this one — and now that one appears to be the actual logo thanks to NFL.com…
The Miami Marlins ganked money from Miami-Dade County, putting them billions of dollars in the hole until the end of time; sold off their best players; tried to sue their own season-ticket holders; and have an owner who’s arguably the biggest douche in all of sports. But they really, really…
In what has become the perfect storm of face-smashing dunks, fearsome jumpers, and all-around hardwood awesomeness, Florida is right now, officially, the mecca of basketball. Thanks to the Miami Heat, the Miami Hurricanes men’s basketball team, and the rise of the mightiest of underdogs in Florida Gulf Coast University, all…
As you can no doubt recall, a crazy-ass fan ran onto the court during the Heat-Cavs game Wednesday night. It was just one of the plethora of The Crazy that happened in Miami’s 98-95 win over Cleveland. The fan, donning a T-shirt that basically carried a message to LeBron that…
