Audio By Carbonatix

Michy’s is located on 69th and Biscayne, just a few years ago that was
the intersection of Crackwhore and Carjack. Thieves forced entry
through a side window ($500 value) and made off with $1,100 cash, and
15 bottles of wine ($1,500 value). Did management leave that much money
in the register overnight, was it in a safe, an office drawer? We don’t
know those details yet, but rest assured Short Order has put in
calls and is on the case. We will have more details for you as they
emerge so tune in regularly. Meanwhile, enjoy this page from the police
report which contains the loss assessment and crime narrative. Click
the image for a legible view.
— Jacob Katel