High Times and Low Crimes at Gulfstream

Gulfstream Park was a hell of a place to work for some employees, full of cocaine and free gambling. When the scheme was finally discovered, hundreds of thousands of dollars had been stolen from the casino and taxpayers, and the “family-friendly” racetrack was a potential public relations nightmare. A state investigation…

Esdras Cardona’s Testimony About the Rape at the Everglades Club

After reading New Times’ cover story about a rape at Palm Beach’s most exclusive country club, you may still have questions about this strange criminal case. It’s a complicated one, involving two employees who lived and worked at the Everglades Club — a white cook named Melissa and her alleged…

“Let Them Win”: Tales of Life Inside the Everglades Club

Aside from the racial and religious discrimination discussed in this week’s New Times cover story about the Everglades Club, there are some more eccentricities worth noting about life at the exclusive Palm Beach country club.First, there’s a significant portion of gray hair on the Worth Avenue campus. The average member…

Pop Quiz, Kids: D’ya Want a Car for $7?

That’s right: $7 (seven dollars). And yet seven in every ten students at the University of South Florida said, “Meh.” That, apparently, is too much to pay for the use of a car for one hour, a price that includes gas and insurance and inflated tires and OK WHAT THE…

Stalk Your Ex — Legally! — With Karen Berry

Karen Berry got into private investigation the hard way: Somebody was stalking her, and she decided to take matters into her own capable hands. The 25-year Sunrise resident was working as property manager for a condo in Davie in the early ’90s, living alone while her military husband was overseas…

Lighthouse Point Man Survives, Thrives in Thrillsport at Age 55

That’s the view from within the cockpit of Steve David’s hydroplane. And that flying yellow thing at the three-second mark is a near-death experience: another hydroplane that flipped right over him. That happened at a race on Washington state’s Columbia River in 2006, which is the fastest hydroplane track –…

Obamas: We’d Rather Be in Cleveland

Anyone else a little miffed that Barack and Michelle have chosen to go campaigning for health-care reform in Cleveland instead of South Florida? Is our health care not bad enough for you?Even the Plain Dealer acknowledges that the president is  “us[ing] Cleveland as a backdrop to flog Congress into action.”…

Baltimore Eulogizes Lauderdale “Dump”

Let’s be good sports and thank the Orioles for their 13 years of playing Grapefruit League baseball in Fort Lauderdale Stadium — a “dump,” as the team’s Baltimore-based beat writer so eloquently put it. Hey, if the guy lives in Baltimore, who are we to question his definition of dump?But…

Oh, Cheer Up. You’re Not in Timbuktu.

Today’s South Florida forecast calls for a high of 94, which puts us just two fragile degrees below Fort Lauderdale’s record high for this day. But the residents of this region have an annoying habit of taking their usually bearable weather for granted. And so it’s in that spirit that…

To Make a Buck in South Florida Real Estate, Get a Tenant

At least a few real estate investors in South Florida have managed to crawl out of the crater that formed from the housing bubble’s burst. They’ve managed to wring profit from an otherwise lost art: renting.An article in next month’s Forbes magazine names Hollywood and West Palm Beach as two…

The Chef and the “Amigo”

On the night of April 1, 2006, a young chef dropped by her coworker’s dorm room at the Everglades Club in Palm Beach to pass the warm hours with wine and music. Melissa, whose last name New Times is withholding to protect her privacy, was a 20-year-old white woman with…

Ex-Husband Maligns Crist Donors

Charlie Crist and wife Carole Rome are recently returned from a star-studded fundraising trip to the Hamptons. Rome’s ex, Todd Rome, was not invited, probably because he was a threat to give a toast like the one he gave to the New York Post:”THEY figure they might as well come…

Finally, a Michael Jackson Tribute With Artistic Merit

Some of my colleagues are not impressed by Michael Jackson tributes, but I still am. Provided the tributes come with Jackson-esque dance moves, are shot with time-lapse video and produce a smashing piece of art. So David German of West Palm Beach, yours is a tribute worthy of the King…

Wax Off: Karate Kids Stay Ninja-Silent During Lauderdale Tournament

Who knew that this weekend in Fort Lauderdale, the National Karate Federation staged its national championships? Clearly, this is a federation that needs some steel cages, a Kimbo Slice, and a sequel to the 1984 Ralph Macchio classic. Well… one outta three ain’t bad.Here’s video shot from this weekend’s tournament…

UPDATED: Kraft Says Oliphant Shouldn’t Have Been Given Big Pay

UPDATED: Packed day of Broward School Board stuff. School Board Member Stephanie Kraft wrote in an email today that Miriam Oliphant’s job at the School Board is being investigated by Supt. James Notter. The problem with that is that ol’ Notter already said he didn’t there was “special treatment” in the case…