10-Year-Old Boca Girl Tells of Harrowing Boat Ride With Sex Offender

File this one under “Parent’s Worst Nightmare.” Broward Sheriff’s Office is reporting the arrest of a registered sex offender from Plantation who was working at a water park in Deerfield Beach. Corey Hipscher allegedly told the parents that, due to a boat’s “weight limit,” he couldn’t bring any other adults…

Uh-Oh! Nut-Stomping Deerfield Blogger Laces Up a Steel-Toed Boot…

Marty Popelsky is the latest Deerfield Beach commissioner to wander into the crosshairs of the city’s ethics-obsessed blogger, Chaz Stevens. The man behind Acts of Sedition tells Juice that later today, he’ll publish a post that details a flagrant abuse of power by Popelsky. He’ll then blast that post across…

Color Bind: Are Police Looking for Johnny Cash?

flickr.com Johnny Cash: Dressed in Black We’ve written about the local media’s awkward refusal to mention the race of violent, uncaptured suspects in police stories a few times. (Here and here.) It’s odd that a newspaper would inform its readers how violent an individual might be and mention what that…

Ex-Governor Has Spooky Story About Challenger Explosion

With the news full of moon landings, former Florida Gov. Bob Martinez recalls a far-less-triumphant moment in the American space program. In this month’s Florida Trend, Martinez describes how he was on the campaign trail, hustling for votes in South Florida on the day in 1986 when the Space Shuttle…

To Fellow Inmates, Madoff’s So Bad, He’s Good

Schadenfreude-starved followers of the Palm Beach pirate may be delighted to hear this, from an inmate at Madoff’s prison in Butner, North Carolina, courtesy the New York Post:”Some of the guys were talking about smacking him around a little, just to get the notoriety of it.”But don’t get your hopes…

School Board to Honor Michael Jackson

At today’s Broward County School Board meeting, Board Member Phyllis Hope proposed an odd resolution. Let Hope tell you about it: Really quick, really quick, I am putting a resolution in recognition of Michael Jackson, who we know passed away recently. Hopefully that resolution will reflect Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee’s [resolution], which recognizes…

Like Pulling a Yacht Through the Eye of a Needle

One can imagine how a financial crook can form a sentimental attachment to his most extravagant purchase: an item that managed to be both outrageously expensive and hopelessly impractical, which for those reasons became a metaphor for his self-destructive excess: the yacht.Mark Pomerantz is the attorney who — with the…

WaMu and Chase Still an Unhappy Couple

Those of us who grew up with online banking and debit cards have been more than a little unsettled by the bank failures of the past several months. We’re accustomed to dealing with faceless, computerized corporate giants that text us with account updates and give us free airline miles for…

Deputies Warn of Safety and Sanitation Issues in Jails

With the Broward Sheriff’s Office in the process of being cut, sheriff’s detention deputies are complaining about low staffing levels in the county’s jail facilities.  In a May 20 letter to Sheriff Al Lamberti, deputies representing the Federation of Public Employees (FOPE) wrote that staffing levels are falling in the…

The Finger That Robbed 7-Eleven

Broward Sheriff’s Office detectives are searching South Florida for the human being who belongs to the finger who robbed a 7-Eleven in Pompano Beach. The BSO release does not say exactly what, if anything, was on the tip of that finger that made it so menacing as to cause cashiers…

Departing Hoops Coach Bringing South Florida Talent to New Job

We reported a few weeks ago that Deon Thomas, the University of Illinois basketball program’s all-time leading scorer who settled briefly in Pembroke Pines, was taking a job as the coach of a community college near St. Louis. And now Thomas tells Juice that he’s taking some of the region’s…

Prison for Huizenga Will Save His Life — or Someone Else’s

I never thought I would say this, but I actually feel sorry for Wayne Huizenga. Don’t get me wrong: A decent amount of what’s wrong with this county falls at Wayne’s feet. But this latest arrest of his son, Robert Ray, is just sad. It’s become clear that Robert Ray Huizenga has…

Local Vampire to Be Released at Dawn

Oh, but the sun is no match for this Prince of Darkness. Jeffrey Epstein, the world’s wealthiest registered sex offender, no longer has to spend nights in a stockade, where since October he’s been in a work release program, reports Jose Lambiet at Page 2 Live.Rather, he returns to his…

An Elegant Flip, Then a Bellyflop

It’s one of those obvious but still necessary tasks: Now that the Florida housing market has been revealed as one giant scam, someone had to document exactly how it happened. So that after we all get buried by debt, Pompeii-style, some future archeologists can piece together our culture, then display…

School Board Dodges Blame for Bust

The lead story on this morning’s Sun-Sentinel front page, “Crowded Schools and Empty Seats,” was little more than a board response to my Friday post that exposed the bogus and potentially fraudulent building boom at the School Board that has left the district essentially broke and with 35,000 empty seats to boot. You can always tell by the response…

Feds: No, Florida, You’re Not Allowed to Be a Pirate Colony

Nobody wants to admit it, but if the federal government is going to make fraud-busting its new “War on [hot topic],” then it’s going to deal another blow to the South Florida economy.It’s just that fraud’s what we’re good at! Take the case of Christopher Maury. The West Palm man…

Sentinel Shows Morality With Erin Andrews Peephole Video Story

The headline for the most popular story on the Sun-Sentinel site reads “Some sicko actually videotaped a naked Erin Andrews through a peephole.” It’s about a viral (apparently literally in some cases) of the ESPN sideline commentator and world-class hottie naked in her hotel room. Shot through a keyhole. That’s sounds like some…

Bogey Hits the Airwaves Next Week

Here at Juice, we decided to make the talents of television personality Mike “Bogey” Boguslawski the worst-kept secret in the South Florida media world. And it worked. Since that post, the righteously apoplectic consumer advocate says he’s been fielding inquiries. His first local foray will be a radio show, Bogey’s…