Six-Digit Discount

On June 10, 2004, at the groundbreaking ceremony for the “planned community” called Wilton Station, city officials from Wilton Manors and real estate developers from the company Ellis Diversified Inc. (EDI) acted like revelers at a wedding, toasting to a prosperous future. The $100 million condo development — a five-building…

OK, Now Mayor Ritter Recuses Herself on a Panthers Vote

Remember this past February when the Miami Herald did a front-page story claiming that Broward Mayor Stacy Ritter voted on a measure in 2008 that benefited her lobbyist husband’s client, the Florida Panthers? First it looked bad for Ritter, since her husband, Russ Klenet, had been paid tens of thousands…

Free Weddings for the Poor in Hollywood

As the head of a homeless shelter in Hollywood, Sean Cononie has hosted more than his share of funerals. Recently, he decided to begin celebrating a lesser-known side of life on the streets: love. His group, the Coalition of Service and Charity, organizes and pays for the weddings of couples…

Conflicts Loom Large for Current Hospital District Attorney

Sam Goren, acting general counsel for the $1 billion North Broward Hospital District, took that job despite having conflicts of interest, according to statements Goren himself made to a district investigator months before Goren assumed his new position.The investigator, Miami attorney Martin Goldberg, was hired by the board to look…

West Palm, Miami Lose “Sweatiest City” Honor to Phoenix

In an unabashed marketing ploy, the makers of Old Spice deodorant have ranked the Top 20 All-Time Sweatiest Cities.  Phoenix took the top spot, Miami came in at number 7, and West Palm Beach placed at number 8. Old Spice number-crunchers say that “Phoenix’s average temperature was 94 degrees in…

Coral Springs Mayor No-Shows Local Author

But the appearance was still “an absolute success.” The Coral Springs man who spent 20 years writing his self-published epic poem says Coral Springs Mayor Scott Brook mentioned ahead of time that he might show up at the local Waldenbooks last weekend to see the local writer in person at a book…

Broward’s Deadbeat Businesses

Well, the businesses that haven’t paid their 2007 taxes (yeah, there’s a bit of backlog at county revenue collection) on their furniture and equipment have been served with their notices, and it’s a pretty interesting list. One well-known fellow who had to deal with a notice was Scott Rothstein, the big shot Fort…

The New Yorker‘s Malcolm Gladwell on “Free” Media

flickr.com Malcolm Gladwell at a lecture in Chicago. If you have a major problem with free media, please send cash or check before reading the rest of this post. In the beginning of Malcolm Gladwell’s piece in the current New Yorker, he sounds as if he might be mocking Jim Moroney,…

Carrabba’s Settles With Flamboyant Server

A few weeks ago, we wrote about a biologically male food server in Boca who claim to be fired from Carrabba’s Italian Grill for being too flamboyant. Alexis — as she prefers to be called — has breasts, long hair, and the (surgically altered) facial structure of a woman. She…

License to Drive: At 15, the Fun of Going 150

He can’t legally drive down the Glades Parkway in his hometown of Weston, but 15-year-old Gabby Chaves has a half-million dollar Formula BMW race car that he’s driven at speeds of 150 mph en route to being the league’s youngest champion ever.Weston, apparently, is where the U.S. hides its world-class…

Greenpeace Attacks Publix, Winn-Dixie

The website for Publix supermarkets states, “There are plenty of fish in the sea, but not all of them are good enough for Publix.” According to the environmental organization Greenpeace, that statement is all sorts of wrong. First, there are NOT plenty of fish in the sea, as scientific report…

Dodgers/Marlins Pitcher a Major-League Moocher?

Ronald Belisario was just 16 years old when he was signed to the Florida Marlins in 1999. The right-handed pitcher from Venezuela worked his way through baseball’s farm teams, missing the 2005 and 2006 seasons due to surgery, then landing in the Pittsburgh Pirates’ minor league system. This year, the…

Midwest Hoops Legend Leaving South Florida

Deon Thomas, the former University of Illinois basketball star who had retired in South Florida and who started a new career coaching junior varsity at The University School in Fort Lauderdale, just landed his first collegiate coaching job. Thomas is the new head basketball coach and athletic director of Lewis…

Tamarac Woman Takes Her Own Life to Avoid Eviction

Here’s a story that brings home just how morbid this housing crisis can be: Heather Newnam of Tamarac shot herself yesterday instead of letting cops evict her for failing to pay her rent.It’s a depressing tale, but perhaps what’s more depressing is reading what amounts to Newnam’s final public words…

A New Black Market in South Florida Is About To Explode

Jeopardy time. This black market product costs governments worldwide $50 billion every year, fuels Hezbollah, the PKK and other terrorist cells and runs on global crime syndicates and hundreds of underground factories in China and Eastern Europe.via Wikimedia CommonsHeroin, you say? Cocaine? Automatic weapons?Try cigarettes. As Western countries hike taxes…

CSI Recruits Cop From Troubled Hollywood PD

Hit cop show CSI Miami is getting a new cast member — a cop from the Hollywood Police Department. There’s no indication yet whether the show is looking to do a ripped-from-the-headlines-type treatment of the new character, who will be played by the usually shirtless Eddie Cibrian. But if so,…

Glass Artist Issues a Deadline for Removing His Name From Article

You apparently don’t mess with Dale Chihuly. The glass artist from Tacoma is apparently as tough as his eye patch would let on.That’s at least the conclusion I came to after getting a letter last week from Chihuly’s people, with a subject line that said simply, “Trademark Infringement.” The reason…