The Recession’s Furriest Victims

So now that you Juice readers know how Feline Friends was deprived of some $11,000 by an opportunistic former treasurer, maybe you’ve been softened up enough to think seriously about adopting a cat.In reporting the two-part story of Feline Friends (Friday’s is here; Monday’s here), I paid a visit to…

Hospital Commissioners Argue Over Next Lawyer

Tension nearly boiled over at this morning’s meeting of the North Broward Hospital District’s Board as commissioners broached the touchy topic of the district’s next general counsel. The seven-member panel appears divided over whether to speed that process or slow it down, given the flux at the position over the…

More on Sheriff Al Lamberti’s Big Donor

Rob Kornahrens, the fellow with that big swinging patrol car for Sheriff Al Lamberti, is a major GOP donor, an ally of Gov. Charlie Crist, and apparently the favorite roofer of business mogul H. Wayne Huizenga.   Kornahrens and interests related to his Advanced Roofing firm in Fort Lauderdale have contributed more than $75,000 to…

World’s Best Diver Is Fort Lauderdale-Phobe

Matthew Mitcham, the reigning Olympic champion diver with the highest-scoring dive in the sport’s history, told an Australian newspaper today that he’s terrified of diving in Fort Lauderdale. “Petrified,” actually. My own theory is that it’s because Mitcham’s coach seems prone to vivid descriptions of the worst-case scenario. Here’s what…

City Manager Survives the Night in Deerfield

Well, it had all the makings of a political hit. The special meeting. The late-arriving addendum to the agenda. Deerfield Beach City Manager Mike Mahaney had two commissioners who support him, two who did not. Then a swing vote in Vice Mayor Sylivia Ferguson (formerly Poitier), who some said was…

Florida GOP Leads a Lamb to Slaughter

You’re right about one thing, Joyce Kaufman: The mainstream media are not likely to take the congressional candidacy of Dennis Lamb seriously. Here’s my best effort: Dennis Lamb? Seriously?This Hollywood man — who either has no political experience or simply forgot to mention it on his new website — is…

Will Deerfield Beach City Manager Get Axed Tonight?

Mike Mahaney, the Deerfield Beach city manager who has been straddling a political fault line since the March 10 municipal election, is in danger of being fired at tonight’s special meeting of the Deerfield Beach City Commission, according to a source.There’s no mention of Mahaney on the agenda released in…

Sheriff Lamberti Under State Investigation Too

Broward Mayor Stacy Ritter isn’t the only official facing a state campaign investigation; so is her WWF-lik archrival on the budget front, Broward Sheriff Al Lamberti. Remember the patrol car that hung from a tall crane off Interstate 95 during the sheriff’s race? It was an eye-catching endorsement for Lamberti in his…

Vontae, You’re Gonna Love Your New Home

The Champaign, Illinois, Daily Illini newspaper has a report on the Fins’ first-round round pick:Former Illini football player Vontae Davis was arrested (Or was he? See update below.) on June 9 in Champaign for unnecessary vehicular noise and driving without a valid license.There you have it. In central Illinois, you…

The Herald‘s Highest Form of Flattery

Did anyone else get déjà vu reading the front page of the Miami Herald yesterday? Its feature story, “Condo Caverns,” was strikingly similar to New Times’ cover story last week, “Postcards From the Bust,” written by yours truly. My story looked at life inside some of the ghostly high-rise condos…

No, Not Another #$#^*&@! Password. (And BECON Must Die.)

I’m on the beach this week and have Comcast instead of my usual satellite and have been exposed to BECON-TV, the Broward School Board’s channel. It stands for Broward Education Communications Network, and it’s bad education programming combined with county and School Board public relations tripe. It reeks of state-sponsored media (which it is,…

Crist Reaction to New Times Best Pool: I Want to Go to There

One of the best parts of being Florida governor is access to a jet with which to indulge your most sudden, insatiable geographical impulses.For example, New Times’ eagerly anticipated Best Of Broward/Palm Beach issue hit this website on June 11. (Memorize that date — we’ll get back to it.) The…

The Cat That Got Away

In a post Friday, we described the “Houdini-esque predicament” of Charles Saltzman, a former treasurer of the Deerfield Beach cat shelter, Feline Friends. Three years after leaving that position, he’d seemingly been caught red-handed, raiding a Feline Friends-controlled bank account of more than $11,000.The funds had been willed to Feline…

Misadventures at the Stonewall Pride Parade

The Stonewall Pride Parade in Wilton Manors Saturday night had everything you could want from a festival: civic leaders waving from slow-moving vehicles, a float featuring The Wizard of Oz characters in drag, and plenty of strapping young men in bikinis. The only thing missing was a horde of awkward,…