Housewife-for-TV Sizes Up Real Housewives of Boca Raton

Bethenny Frankel is the token single working gal on the Bravo reality TV show The Real Housewives of New York City. She’s also a Pinecrest Prep alum and onetime resident of Boca Raton. Today, Frankel will rub elbows with some of the real housewives of Boca Raton. Frankel, a natural-foods chef, is…

Feds Snatch Stanford; Insider Says Boca Office Was “Legit”

This Stanford Group case keeps getting uglier. Stanford employees gave over $31, 000 to Barack Obama’s presidential campaign and over $28,000 to Republican candidate Sen. John McCain.The only good news: FBI agents found alleged $8 billion fraudster Allen Stanford in Virginia yesterday and he turned in his U.S. passport.This morning,…

The Line To Lansky: Steinger Linked To Ben-Veniste, Jewish Mafia

We know that Joel Steinger, the mastermind of the billion-dollar Mutual Benefits Ponzi scheme with ties to several Broward politicians (Steve Geller, Stacy Ritter, Ellyn Bogdanoff, and others), had connections to Colombian drug cartels. Now we have evidence of another intriguing connection, this one to the so-called Jewish Mafia in Miami, including business mogul and…

[UPDATED] Janitors’ Union to Protest at Broward County Courthouse

SEIU Protestors That will be the view outside the Broward County Courthouse this afternoon. Close to 100 members and sympathizers of the Service Employees International Union plan to protest the county’s negotiations with janitorial services provider TCB Systems, Inc. of Miami. TCB Systems is on the shortlist of bidders seeking to clean…

A Bad Time to Be a Butler

Democrats desperate to put some dents in Gov. Charlie Crist’s high approval ratings are chastising him for keeping a butler and a personal chef on the state payroll at a time when cops and teachers are being laid off. In a statement released today, Florida Democratic Party Chair Karen Thurman…

Teel’s in Trouble

Buddy Nevins spots a flock of vultures circling the reelection campaign of Fort Lauderdale Commissioner Christine Teel.In the Feb. 10 muni elections, Teel scored more votes than her closest challenger, former Fort Lauderdale Police Chief Bruce Roberts. But the other challenger, Attorney Inger Garcia, has given her unequivocal endorsement to…

Oh Hell. Now the Ducks Are Attacking

Never, ever, ever turn your back on a duck. Sure, they look cute and harmless, but then so do Swiss bankers. WPLG tells the story of a sweet old lady in Wilton Manors who crossed the path of some pissed-off poultry.Carmela Dee, who is in her 80s, said she was…

Corporate Cash Is Flying Outta Federal Court in Fort Lauderdale

By now, everybody knows about the $8 million Revenge of the Smoker’s Widow. But Philip Morris wasn’t the only international heavyweight to have a costly day at the U.S. District Court in Fort Lauderdale. Today’s New York Times leads with a story about the $780 million settlement struck between Swiss…

Breaking: Taxi Mogul Jesse Gaddis’ Airport Empire Taking Hit

Yellow Cab czar Jesse Gaddis has been running the taxi dispatch system at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport for decades. But now the dispatch contract is being put out for bid — and Broward County staff has effectively disqualified Gaddis from the job. In a request for letters of interest (RLI) the county forbids…

Super Fans

They serve your food. They sort your mail. They man the ladder trucks. They are your accountants. Your nurses. Your personal trainers. But when they are finished cooking your food and bagging your groceries and driving your children home from school, they become something bigger: a heavily armored storm trooper,…

Painted Legs + Hopping Splits = Art

When Erin Barylski was about five years old, she discovered a rare talent. She could do the splits, then hop from that position, entirely on the strength of her inner thighs. She’d then land right on the, uh, bottom of her torso — before her thighs sent her upward again…

E.W. Scripps Makes Company-Wide Cuts

The E.W. Scripps Company, which owns ten TV stations (including WPTV-Channel 5 in West Palm Beach) and 17 newspapers (the Rocky Mountain News, the Commercial Appeal, and the Naples Daily News among them) announced today that the company is suspending  its 401-K match and freezing the company’s pension plan. In addition, the TV…

Teflon Charlie Rules Lauderdale Stage

The big punchline in Washington D.C. these days is “bipartisanship.” Barack Obama wants to be friends with Republicans but they don’t want to be friends with him. Of course, it’s all politics. The Republicans have nothing to gain from jumping on the Obama bandwagon and everything to gain if that…

Some Mutual Benefits Boys Pose In Colombia

For those of you following the Mutual Benefits story, here’s a photograph to bring some visuals to the table. It was taken in Bogota, Colombia, in 2001, as Mutual Benefits was trying to round up South American investors in what feds say was a billion dollar Ponzi scheme. The rather heavyset dark-haired fellow in…

Shafted by Langerado?

Uh-oh…. What’s that loud grumbling sound? New Times is hearing from people who bought tickets to the once-mighty Langerado Music Festival, which was scheduled for March 6 through 8, but abruptly canceled this year. Some music fans say they are not getting refunds they were promised.  Would-be concertgoers hoped to…

Vokoun Brilliant in Panthers Win

Last evening I endured the mind-numbingly slow commute west from downtown Fort Lauderdale to see in person whether this Florida Panthers squad was for real, or just a fringey playoff team. The Atlantic Division leading New Jersey Devils would make a good measuring stick.  The Cats dominated the Devils all…