Sex Addict Makes Lauderdale Stop

Author Benoit Denizet-Lewis, a regular contributor to the New York Times Magazine, recently came out as a sex addict in the pages of the Modern Love section. He’s on the last leg of his first book tour, promoting America Anonymous: Eight Addicts in Search of a Life, and last night he…

Oops, Lee Abrams Did It Again.

Tribune Co. Chief Innovation Officer Lee Abrams struck again. In his latest think piece sent out to newsrooms across the county, this one titled “Celebrity Crimes Against Humanity,” he included a quote that has been attributed Mariah Carey: “When I watch TV and see those poor kids starving all over the world, I can’t help…

Another Reason Dildos Make Men Obsolete

When you’re done with a guy, you can’t mail him cross-state to be melted down and recycled. But now you can with your dildo.In December, a Tampa-based sex toys company called Dreamscapes announced that it would begin accepting used vibrators and dildos for recycling. The response ranged from “Hey, that’s…

Road to Super Bowl Goes Thru Lauderdale?

See you in Fort Lauderdale, hot stuff.I’ve been seeing an awfully lot of Pittsburgh Steelers and Arizona Cardinals paraphernalia in the Fort Lauderdale area. Two possible explanations:The locals are jumping on the bandwagon now that these teams are Super Bowl-bound.Steelers and Cardinals fans are flocking to South Florida because they’re…

Cash for Homemade Videos (Must Be G-Rated)

A Lighthouse Point man named Greg Horn is offering $5,000 for what he and “a panel of passionate experts” deem to be the best three-minute, conservation-minded video. For specifics about the national contest, visit this website.  Horn, a one-time CEO of vitamin vendor GNC, suggests that contestants tackle subjects like “why…

Jessica Simpson Caught By Juice Paparazzi

We here at The Juice don’t have much in the way of paparazzi on staff. Really, we’re lucky to get a glimpse of Lois Frankel on government access. But freelance photographer Logan Fazio scored some sweet shots this weekend of Jessica Simpson performing at the 99.9 Kiss Country Chili Cookoff…

Stacy Ritter Misleads Herald, Public About Vote Scandal — UPDATED

Broward County Mayor Stacy Ritter should have just kept her mouth shut. The Miami Herald got a few words out of Ritter regarding her and her husband Russ Klenet’s Ponzi scheme/home renovation/voting scandal. And what does Ritter offer? Obfuscation and lies. From the article: Ritter, a Democratic lawmaker at the time, disputes media…

Colombian Immigrant’s Turning Point: Ditching South Florida

Today’s local section of The New York Times tells the story of Blanca Bohorquez, who emigrated from Bogota with friends and family two years ago, settling in Coral Springs, where she hoped to learn English. In Coral Springs, the family found a house to share, Ms. Bohorquez a job at…

Fox News Piles on Rynerson

I will venture a guess that Jack Seiler, Dean Trantalis, and Steve Rossi all have some familiarity with porn. The difference between those three candidates and the fourth candidate for Fort Lauderdale mayor is a paper trail: Earl Rynerson’s credit card statements contain charges that can be traced back to…

Create Green Jobs? Can We Save ‘Em First?

Last August, when the presidential race was a toss-up and the the stock market was not yet gyrating, Barack Obama’s campaign released this paper, which promised that as president he would create five million “green jobs.”Not many, it seemed, would be in the recycling industry. The word “recycle” doesn’t even…

Will Panthers Star Stay? Only Bo’ Knows

Last night the National Hockey League staged its All-Star Game in Montreal, and by tomorrow everyone will have forgotten that East beat West — or was it the other way around? All-Star games are remembered by individual performances, not final scores. A big winner: Florida Panthers defenseman Jay Bouwmeester, who…

The Juice Outsources, Scores Food Reviewer From New Delhi

New Delhi newsrooms don’t feature Woodward or Bernstein.The Juice has itself an Indian correspondent, an outsourced journalist, reporting live from New Delhi on the South Florida restaurant scene.It began with a January 12 email from a freelance writer in India. We’re making fun of journalism outsourcing here and not our…

Breaking: Broward School Buildings Chief Misled Public About License

It sounded pretty cut and dried at the Broward School Board’s December 11 audit committee meeting. Audit committee member and veteran activist Charlotte Greenbarg asked the board’s chief building officer, Ronald Morgan, about the status of his state license.Morgan, who oversees a $3 billion construction budget, has never passed the…

Palm Beach Supercar Weekend Slideshow

Lots of very fast and, more often than not, very obnoxiously expensive cars lined up along the waterfront in downtown West Palm Beach on Saturday for the Palm Beach Supercar Weekend. Click here for a slideshow…

For the Woman Who Has Everything, Buy Monkey Porn

This weekend’s New York Times Magazine has a lengthy article that dangles a tantalizing reward: The answer to the question, What Do Women Want?Sexually.Sorry, fellow straight guys. After 7,381 words, the writer and a slew of “sexologists” give a collective shrug. One thing researchers do know is that women are…

Oh, hey. Dr. Marion Thorpe Also Is Running for Senate

Yep, while nobody (except maybe the unsleeping eye of Anthony Man) was watching, Dr. Marion Thorpe announced that he would be proud to serve Florida in the U.S. Senate. That declaration didn’t make much of a splash. Hell, the Quinniapac poll released last week didn’t even bother factoring Thorpe, the…

Obama’s BFF (Best Florida Friend) Embroiled In Home Renovation Scandal

Broward County Mayor Stacy Ritter’s involvement with a billion-dollar Ponzi scheme should finally wise Barack Obama up about his supporter, friend, and possible White House hire (that’s the two of them pictured above at an Obama rally at the BankAtlantic Center last year). It’s already an embarassment for the new Administration here in South…

God Hates Fags Frauds

Correction: On Friday, we published an article in this spot about the Westboro Baptist Church’s protest of the Rising Action Theatre’s show, The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told. The post incorrectly reported that the church began its protest after receiving a letter from David Goldyn of the Rising Action Theatre…