Alex Collins’ Mother Hires Attorney From the Cochran Firm UPDATED

It appears the Alex-Collins-Mother-Absconded-With-His Letter-of-Intent-gate is far from over. Just this morning, we told you how the South Plantation High star running back recruit said he’s still going to sign with Arkansas, even after his mom ran off with his letter of intent Wednesday. See also: -Mother of Alex Collins,…

Jeb Bush Tried to Buy the Miami Marlins

The Miami Marlins held a fan/player meet-and-greet at the Hollywood Dave & Busters last night where they literally could have dressed the guy who hands out prize tickets in a suit and told people he was one of the new players and no one would have batted an eye. Meanwhile,…

LeBron James Near Perfect as Heat Defeats Bobcats 99-94

As we’ve pointed out here before, LeBron James’ game is more than just taking shots and making dunks. It is insanely balls-out efficient. Last night against the visiting Charlotte Bobcats, LeBron showed that his massive efficiency grades were currently at gamma ray levels, going 13-for-14 — a nut-demolishing 98.2 field-goal…

University of Miami Basketball Cracks AP’s Top 10

Riding a nine-game winning streak and perfect 8-0 ACC score card, the University of Miami’s men’s basketball program hit another milestone yesterday: a spot on the Associated Press’ top 10. According to the number crunchers, the team is currently the eighth best in the country. Those new bragging rights are…

Chris Bosh’s New Commercial Is Rather Hilarious

Chris Bosh is a beloved figure ’round these parts. He’s a half-man, half-dinosaur, he has a silky smooth jumpshot, and he’s the greatest photobomber in the history of the NBA. Now he’s looking to endear himself with us even more with his latest commercial (costarring Ray Allen!), in which he…

Dan Marino Admits to Having Affair, Fathering Love Child

Miami Dolphins legend Dan Marino has admitted to having an affair and fathering a love child, according to a New York Post report. Marino reportedly had the affair with Donna Savattere, a then-35-year-old production assistant at CBS Sports where he’s been an analyst since 2003. The affair allegedly took place…

Reggie Evans Says the Miami Heat’s Title Proves Nothing

An NBA player who’s more famous for grabbing another player’s dick than his actual game went and said some dumb stuff about the Miami Heat and LeBron James. Brooklyn Nets power forward Reggie Evans told reporters that he doesn’t think much of the Heat’s championship and that LeBron is basically…

Obama Welcomes Miami Heat to the White House

President Obama welcomed the Miami Heat to the White House on Monday afternoon to honor the team for kicking everyone’s ass in the 2012 NBA Finals. Obama cited a pickup game some of the members of the Heat participated in with the president on his birthday as the real reason…

Miami Heat Worth $625 Million, According to Forbes

With three of the league’s biggest egotistical asshats superstars filling out its roster, not to mention a fresh championship, you would think the Heat would at least land in the top five when it comes to the highest valued NBA franchises. Almost, but not quite, or so says Forbes. According…

Miami Heat Signs Chris “Birdman” Andersen to Ten-Day Contract

The Miami Heat, in desperate need to have someone grab more than four rebounds a game (seriously, the Heat are currently ranked 29th in rebounds, which is just straight-up ass), worked out Chris “Birdman” Andersen two weeks ago and apparently liked what they saw enough to sign him to a…

LeBron James Outduels Kobe Bryant as Heat Defeat Lakers 99-90

Whenever a showdown between LeBron James and Kobe Bryant goes down, the suddenly-not-all-that-important regular season becomes ALL IMPORTANT. That’s because Kobe apologists and Laker fans crawl out of the woodwork to remind everyone that he has RINGZZZ and is so badass he nicknamed himself Mamba. But then there’s LeBron, who…